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We Call Them Water Dudes

@jurisdudence.bsky.social

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Go outside, nerd. Get out. Go. I ain’t got time to be distracted by your worthless chime-ins. G’on!

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 10d

I sure as fuck don’t have a king.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 8h

Bari Weiss running CBS News is kinda like Elizabeth Holmes running Pfizer, huh? Wow.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck Columbus!

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 21h

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 12h

I refuse to condone this degenerate lifestyle.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 13h

Good on NPR.

NPR @npr.org · 14h

A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 13h

West Side gonna west side.

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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 15h

Let's just put it this way. The GOP certainly isn't acting like elections don't matter or that a Democratic House can't meaningfully restrain Trump's power.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 16h

BREAKING: North Carolina Republicans announce plans to vote on a new U.S. House map as a nationwide redistricting battle unfolds.

North Carolina GOP announce plans to vote on new House map amid nationwide redistricting battle

North Carolina Republican legislative leaders say they will vote next week on redrawing the state’s U.S.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 15h

Has anyone else not received their Soros check? Mine hasn’t shown up yet.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 15h

Sean Duffy’s mom is funding it and she told me to tell him that he hasn’t called and she’s worried about him.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 15h

Both parties have qualified immunity, the penalties are offsetting, replay the down.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 19h

Doddering old man doesn’t realize they’re laughing at him, not with him.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump: "There was a reason we chose Egypt because you were very helpful. Everybody wanted to have this. You are a great leader. You have very little crime. I want to thank you. He's been my friend right from the beginning during the campaign against Crooked Hillary Clinton. Have you heard of her?"

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 19h

Actually it’s over half pedantry. Closer to 80%. Do better.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 1d

Because I’m not a gullible baby, I won’t be congratulating Donald Trump on anything ever.

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Rigorous, Fred-based Reporting @thefred.bsky.social · 1d

No, you don't gotta hand it to him for possibly getting the third Biden cease fire eight months late after tolerating a mass starvation campaign and demanding a little ethnic cleansing and enormous bribes as a treat, and only because Netanyahu surprise bombed the chief bribe facilitator.

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Rigorous, Fred-based Reporting @thefred.bsky.social · 1d

So she's saying they're just lazy and incompetent instead.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 1d

Cincinnati fans rn:

Photo of a tiger’s face, edited with the “Crying Jordan” eyes.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 1d

Did he have another one?!?

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 1d

He’s turning into the meme of himself.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Vance: "I have to give your network a little bit of grief Kristen, bc last night they were covering this & they mentioned that during a rally in Israel when Witkoff mentioned Netanyahu the crowd booed, but it didn't mention that when Witkoff mentioned Trump, the crowd actually cheered"

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2d

The Terrifier movies are so much fun.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2d

Amen.

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2d

Thought it’s desperately crying out for a pocket square friend.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2d

That is a solid tie.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2d

Peter Thiel, based on his own words, sounds like a dipshit zoomer who overdosed on TikTok.