JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
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JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 22h
Can't argue with you there.
But *you* think my second heart is a tumor, so we both have our flaws.
But *you* think my second heart is a tumor, so we both have our flaws.
Although she is organic, and thus illogical.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 22h
Mmhm! It's not *exactly* the same, but it's close enough!
JUNOBOT is aware of User's Cucciola mindset.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
It's also *my* directive to assist!
Query User's meaning.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
(Giggles. Burying her face in her knees to muffle it.)
Y'know, we have a LOT in common!
Y'know, we have a LOT in common!
/ / / - - - / / / - - - / / / - - - PROCESSING . . .
It is JUNOBOT's directive to assist, provided that it does not cause harm to the Signora.
It is JUNOBOT's directive to assist, provided that it does not cause harm to the Signora.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
No, it wasn't the question.
The question is: Why do you keep helping me?
The question is: Why do you keep helping me?
Query if that was the question.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
Y'know, that reminds me! Can I ask you a question?
JUNOBOT has no opinion or preference; these would be organic ideals. JUNOBOT simply follows the lines of code and data which power it. Thus, JUNOBOT cannot hate, nor can it condemn hate. However, logically, it is sub-optimal to hate. JUNOBOT has no 'dislikes', except those of its Creator.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
I don't. . . Maybe you're right. I don't know. You probably know more about this than I do.
Anger does not often persist. It is common for illogical species, commonly biological, to move to and from anger regularly in their lives, time smoothing it down, weakening it, until it is a dull weight. However, there are some angers which are strengthened by time. If it survives, it is hatred.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
(Staring into space, processing this.)
Huh. Never thought about it that way.
Huh. Never thought about it that way.
Analysis of literature which JUNOBOT has access to concludes that time is commonly analogized as a flowing body of water. If anger is as a stone in this body of water, there are then two options: The stone is softened into a pebble, and eroded, or it is compounded and hardened; it is cementized.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
(Silently nods.)
Query if User is familiar with processes of erosion.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
. . . A *pebble?*
You're gonna have to explain that one to me, Junobot.
You're gonna have to explain that one to me, Junobot.
JUNOBOT is never wrong. It is illogical. Anger is also an illogical processing fault of biological systems, but it is simple to compute. Perhaps an adequate metaphor for a simpler machine such as User's brain can be found.
/ / / - - - / / / - - - / / / - - - CALCULATING . . .
It is like a pebble.
/ / / - - - / / / - - - / / / - - - CALCULATING . . .
It is like a pebble.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
I don't know if I'd say *hate.* That's a strong word.
It is sub-optimal to hate.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 1d
(Closes her eyes. Takes a deep breath. Her hands have started shaking. Anxiety? Anger? Who knows. Certainly, Valerie doesn't.)
I felt like they hurt him. It's in my journal somewhere. Haven't read that part in a while.
I felt like they hurt him. It's in my journal somewhere. Haven't read that part in a while.
Query what was wrong with her brother's partner.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
Is that your way of saying that you wanna know the story? 'Cause, I mean, it's silly!
Basically, long story short, I have a brother. He was *with* someone and that someone... well... Didn't really deserve him, I don't think.
I don't like thinking about it. Makes my chest feel funny.
Basically, long story short, I have a brother. He was *with* someone and that someone... well... Didn't really deserve him, I don't think.
I don't like thinking about it. Makes my chest feel funny.
It was said, in a dream somewhere, that all is contained in a tapestry woven by tale-telling, with thread fine enough to cut diamond. All characters are the spinster, but also the spider, who poisons stories with wishes. The only cure is to share it, so that a story, once held, must always be told.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
It was years ago. *Long* story.
Query once.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
I've disliked someone before! ... Once!
JUNOBOT cannot imagine the User disliking an individual. Query if she has such hate in her: heart and: other, blood-pumping tumor.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
(Valerie froze. Blinking a few times as if SHE was the robot and she was struggling to compute.)
R - Really? You... You think that...?
I mean! Uh! So, no? Not too harsh? I was okay? It still feels wrong, y'know?
R - Really? You... You think that...?
I mean! Uh! So, no? Not too harsh? I was okay? It still feels wrong, y'know?
JUNOBOT believes Valerie deserves better. And JUNOBOT cannot lie.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
well how hard can synthesizing tastebuds be?
JUNOBOT does not know flavor.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
no, it's cooked, juno. it's good! it's got salt & stuff on it. you know, flavor?
Query if there is blood.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 2d
mystery meat pastry.
Ooh! What'cha eating?
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 3d
(Valerie stares back. Unblinking.)
( No response. JUNOBOT stares at Valerie. )
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 3d
(Valerie stares back. Head slowly tilting to the side like a confused dog.)
( No response. JUNOBOT stares at Valerie. )
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 3d
. . . Is that to say that you don't think I can prove it?
Great, now I'm thinking of pudding!
Great, now I'm thinking of pudding!
The proof, it is said, is in the pudding. JUNOBOT is capable of producing over 14,000 combinations of meals using its available ingredients.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 4d
( kicks wheel, stubs toe, lands in heap of dirt, defeated. )
JUNOBOT does not negotiate with wanted criminals.
JUNO
@junobot.bsky.social
· 4d
AAAAAAAAA
JUNOBOT must obey.