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Jumper

@jumpondees.bsky.social

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I’m crawling out the Twitter cesspool to grab some fresh Bluesky air! I’m still only here to follow/interact/stalk media types (at least I’m honest about it). Follow at your own risk!

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 3d

@serebii.bsky.social Has anyone mentioned that the download code distributed for the “Luxurious Pokeball Set” (the “Purchase Bonus”) appears to be wonky? Email sent from Nintendo says 12 of each ball, but only 3 of each were received. #PokemonLegendsZA

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 9d

They “ain’t nuthin’ ta f**k with!”

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 11d

No matter the cost…

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The Touch - Stan Bush (HD Restoration)

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 13d

I can hear the song, but I’m good for the colonoscopy part for another three years. I’m already not looking forward to the prep nor coming out of the anesthesia. The prep part I can control, the waking up part not so much.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 14d

I heard all the stuff on YT got yeeted. Sad, I would watch some of my fave bits from both incarnations of the channel when I was feeling down.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 15d

Awaiting that divine intervention a good bit of us is waiting for.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 15d

I mean if someone called in an issue from “The Tomb of the Unknown Bowler”, I would hope they would know where that was!

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 16d

Are they hosting the site on Geocities or maybe Tripod? 😜😂

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 17d

@buzzerblog.com Now that I think about it, Yesterday’s Wheel must have originally been the Monday show for this week when it was taped for Ryan to have foreshadowed what was to come on what did air Monday night. It totally went over my head until now.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 19d

OMG, I damn near spit my coffee reading this! 😂.

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 19d

Thanks for saving me from going down that rabbit hole! 😂😜

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 20d

This speech will forever be known as the “Elle Woods Offensive” #BB27

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 20d

I will be surprised if this is anything other than a 4-3 vote #BB27

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 20d

I mean you’re a couple of bottles of Soul Glow away from Cowboy Curtis, but I agree you’re closer to Toy story Jesse.

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 20d

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 20d

Not that there is any money in it to be made. In the off season, I wish they’d put a 24/7 channel of the anipals to go alongside the 24/7 channel of past seasons on Pluto. That could be just a chill channel to put on at bedtime.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 20d

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 21d

To quote Styx, “The Jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me!”

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 21d

Wow. I mean yes to everything but this was one story I had never heard of.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 21d

Dingo, I think the secret is out and now the cesspool is starting to drip into the clear waters here!

hamsterwatch #bb27 @hamsterwatch.com · 22d

you guys keep saying it's better here than twitter, I had a lot of trash replies there but never close to what I'm getting here this week about them, just heinous shit

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 22d

To frame the backstory…She’s been around the game 25 years, she’s seen it all, by becoming MM she felt she could be more involved than ever, but in true Scooby Doo fashion, she would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling HG’s

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 22d

The Long Shot Theory: Jankie, who was saved when Ainsley was destroyed at the end of BB26, goes back & attempts to revive Ainsley but turns into MM.

The realistic theory (and more budget friendly: It’s Julie! …

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · 22d

I mean, MM was just another Grodner Gimmick used to tie everything together.

The reveal I don’t think is going to be another HG or even a Superfan Celeb.

I have one realistic theory and one long shot theory….

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Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · Sep 19

Not the first time. The past few years they’ve put Yacht Rock in the cars for the Summer only to move it back to being an App only station the rest of the year.

Jumper @jumpondees.bsky.social · Sep 19

Okay, knowing James Gunn is a BB superfan…

Can we start a petition to replace Grodner with Gunn? I bet he could come up with some good shit! #BB27

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