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@jrhand.bsky.social

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I am eight feet tall, have 17 children, and I’m terrible at describing myself. I do have epilepsy and have had three brain surgeries, those are true things.

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 10h

I’m no expert (on much of anything, really), but it sure seems to me that Trump ordering missile strikes killing people in boats off the coast of Venezuela should be getting a LOT more attention.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d

Brain worm diagnosed with RFK Jr.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d

Has Alex Jones accused the Supreme Court of being crisis actors yet?

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d

I’d like to thank the Uber driver who earlier today spent our entire ride talking about how beautiful nature is and how much he loves being outside.

It was exactly the sort of non-cynical moment I very much needed, at exactly the right time.

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sassafrasgirl @sassafrasgirl.bsky.social · 3d

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 5d

Cuomo radiating ‘Steve Buscemi with a skateboard meme’ energy here.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 5d

‘Night of the Living Fred.’

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: Justice Department to exhume, reanimate, indict Donald Trump’s father.

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 5d

Today I have decided to willfully ignore everything that is total bullshit. Using this strategy, I figure I’ll be able to go back to sleep in 5… 4… 3…

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 6d

The absence of the ‘automatic runner on 2nd to start each extra inning’ in the postseason is a tacit admission by Major League Baseball that it’s a stupid, stupid rule.

In this seven-part essay, I will…

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 6d

Putting the ‘pee’ in RSVP.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 7d

Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 10d

This is not a person who should even be allowed to guess the nuclear codes.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Trump: "We won World War 1. We won World War 2. We won everything in between. We won everything before. And all of the sudden they decide to change the name. They went woke then too, you know. Woke is a long term. Word."

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 10d

Everything in the past could have been so much easier and different when your skull is a vat of lukewarm tapioca pudding.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 11d

a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of him

ALT: a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of him

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 12d

‘One Battle After Another’ is fucking fantastic.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 14d

Proud that she’s my congresswoman!

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 15d

Ah yes, noted bipartisan Newt Gingrich.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16d

Post something random or have an awful October

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20d

Why I post

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20d

As a card-carrying member of Antifa, I am *stunned* to learn that Antifa is an “organization.”

I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 21d

“Sorry for the convenience.”

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 21d

Share your favorite black and white movie

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 23d

I am “I see a routine tackle in an NFL game and say ‘oh gosh’ out loud” years old.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 23d

My child, the water balloon.

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