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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

Trump is so far from having a cohesive plan on anything except terrorizing those he considers woke libs.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

National Socialist, for sure. The long version of Nazi.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

And who does he think will pick up the $5,000,000,000,000 in T-bills China has if they don’t buy them any longer. The countries Donny has yet to piss-off? What does that leave, Sri Lanka and Israel? Trump doesn’t even have a concept of a plan to counter China’s moves.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

That’s because Micro Johnson pictured himself on the bicycle. That would be disgusting. But it would be hilarious to see The Obese Orange Terrorist (TOOT) naked on a bicycle. The Emir of Qatar could give him a Golden Schwinn, with a heavily reinforced frame so it can handle 390 pounds of fat.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

The theme music will be Money, Money, Money by ABBA.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, good. Another talk show. Helps Jeffries from actually doing something.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

Petey Hogshitt, a character in the dark satire, Tramp and the MACHA Mutts.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

Great article, BTW!

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

Then some of them say they’re sorry. They really think everyone is dumber than they are. The Young Nazis. The next generation of American Domestic Terrorists.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 17h

Just think, with the Trump Terrorist Organization’s cuts to science research, the US will be able to save money on announcing scientific breakthroughs. Even the geniuses at DOGE didn’t figure that one out.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

RFK, Jr obviously caught a contagious lobotomy.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

And like the orange economic genius’s tariffs aren’t hostile acts? Words like idiot, moron, unaware and hypocrite need to be combined into one new word that means the worst possible combination of those words. That way it will be easier to stay under the 300 character limit imposed by BlueSky.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

Hmmm. What will the next version of extortion be for Don the Terrorist? Maybe he’ll kidnap the head of the school. Ship him off to CECOT for being antisemitic. Oh, wait. That guy is Jewish. So he’ll ship him to CECOT for not being Jewish enough.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

I’m wondering if Vlad has any leftover neurotoxins

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

He’s the next one to get fired.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

The Botox Cabinet

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

Nobody in Trump’s Terrorist Organization deserves a paycheck. They’re all violating their oath of office.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

Everything Trump does except for putting on his makeup and changing his diaper is a TV advertising campaign. Why else hire so many media goofballs who have absolutely no qualifications for the job?

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 18h

As usual, at a memorial service for someone else, the world’s greatest narcissist talks about himself. What a creep.

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 1d

The media chose cowardice over their responsibility to report on the government

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 1d

Trump didn’t use one at his inauguration either. I think he was afraid he would spontaneously combust if he touched a Bible.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 1d

Trump quotes:
1) There are a lot of stupid people running the country.
2) Smart people don’t like me.
3) I love the uneducated.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 1d

Trump could fix all of that by showing up from now on without bronzer, no hairspray, no diaper, no girdle. A tight t-shirt and speedo instead of his same red, white and blue uniform. Putting that image, shot from any angle, would show Trump for what he is. An obese ugly thing, the likes of which…

JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so they have enough time to commit their sex crimes.

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JR Cross @jrcrossbooks.bsky.social · 1d

The GOP mode, incest, sex-predation, rape, pedophilia. OK, that covers Trump. Now for the rest of them…

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