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jovi | she/They non-binary | 26 art, weld, glass, puppets and dnd stuff. sometimes i post business stuff to [email protected] ko-fi: jovishark

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · Aug 4

commissions are open! email [email protected] for a quote. i can work with almost anything. dnd character lineups, ref sheets, furries, cartoons, nsfw, id love to draw for you! shares help.

an ad for commissions featuring a cartoony bugsnax oc, a canine furry, an anime horsegirl and a magic sorcerer. prices range $50-250.

an example of commission prices based on how much of the body is drawn. icons or portaits are $30-90, half bodies are $50-150 +50 per figure added, and full body drawings are $100-250 +100 per figure. prices vary by detail, complexity of design, effect and shading.

a reference sheet of my oc phoebe, featuring a head portrait and color keys.

a lineup of 4 fullbody starvwars ttrpg characters

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 11h

theyve all embarrassed me. fuck

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 11h

im rooting for benjamin and mikey and siobhan and jay. i hope none of them embarrass me

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 12h

hk s7 seems fun. gordon snuck his wife into the show to make out with her on camera to prove some kind of point. and that point is holli wants to kiss him too

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 12h

ive become nocturnal again and trust me no one is more pissed about it than i am

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 15h

good morning

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Léo Chérel @cherelleo.bsky.social · Jul 9

Hi #portfolioday ! ✨
I'm a french illustrator and cartoonist. I have a burning passion for creating fantasy and historical-themed characters.

I'm currently working on a big comic project which the first volume should be out next year !

Illustration of a red-haired dwarf in different scenes.
The first shows her pouring molten metal into a mould. Her face is protected by an iron mask.
In the second she examines the result of her work. It's a small figurine of a gnome armed with a spear and a shield.
In the last one, she's sitting on a stool without her work clothes. She is focused on painting her figurines.

Illustration of a huge Art Nouveau-style shopping mall crowned by a glass roof. A crowd of well-dressed people crosses the place.
In the centre of the image a man with small red-tinted glasses and metal-tinted skin is dragged by a small middle-aged woman's arm. She is wearing an extravagant mint-coloured outfit. The woman introduces the man to the place with excitement, but he doesn't seem thrilled.

A comic page showing three characters on a rocky shore. In front of them is a gate carved into the rock, and they are looking for a way to open it.
An argument breaks out between the red-haired girl who wants to continue the search and the sorcerer who wants to give up. They are interrupted by an explosion in the direction of the gate.
The third protagonist, who had placed the explosives, nonchalantly invites them to carry on their journey now that the way is clear.

Illustration of Medusa the Gorgon in her lair.
She stands with poise on a throne mad of her adversaries turned into stone. Her hand rests on the trident of a statue. Behind her, the fire of a brazier burns brightly.

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d

oh my god season 6 joseph i can not believe this man was allowed on tv dont they vet these people

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d

ibs and being poor are the worst but im more mad that pasta roni has betrayed me and my doctor does Not care

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d

glunk

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

the wee machine ft. her favorite toys this week

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

im also not thrilled later seasons have less teaching moments. s2 has some great ones. but in s5 a guy doesnt know what Dessert Pickup means and like, no one thought to teach them basic kitchen terms before they got in?

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

this wasnt even potato hed throw away. its in a Served Raw. he tastes it, puts the spoon back in the pan and takes it back into the kitchen to work it some more

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

its so funny when people go on hells kitchen and have no idea gordon ramsay yells at people. they act all surprised that hes mad that they burnt something.

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

gorgeous!!

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

gordon: DID YOU JUST WIPE YOUR FACE WITH THAT RAG AND THEN WIPE A PAN. YOU PIG
also gordon: [licks a spoon and puts it back into mashed potato]

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3d

"14 is NOT yodeling"
#dnd

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3d

i loved s2 but i need morrrrrre

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3d

id give anything to see a hk served raw about the sweet sixteen party. i think it really meant a lot to ramsay that they couldnt cook the birthday girls food right and i want to see uncut footage of him taking over

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3d

softest cat

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3d

why did no one tell me about hells kitchen Served Raw

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 4d

youtu.be/CLUvAy6sPrs?...

Seal Won't Leave His Rescuer!

YouTube video by Ocean Conservation Namibia

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 4d

i watch a seal rescue channel and one guy has a special voice he talks to seal pups with and i will now think of that any time i see your skeets. hello püppy

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 4d

ive never seen gordon ramsay this close to spanking a grown man before. or restarting the competition.

snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 4d

oh no matt had to move teams again wahhhh his lady friends :(

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 4d

"i wish we were opening up a restaurant, the three of us together" :)

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