Josh "cortex" Millard
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Josh "cortex" Millard
@joshmillard.bsky.social
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Artist and weirdo and etc. from Portland, OR. Fractal fixation. Online to a deeply unfortunate degree. Ran MetaFilter for a while. Today in Tabs idiot. Blaseball will never die, RIP Blaseball.
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 1h
possibly a footnote somewhere in House of Leaves about this
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 8h
Once enough of them are in there, they tend to form a union and that’s how you end up with lens flare
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 1d
I dressed up as a big fucking nerd
My old long-hair ass flipping the bird in my Menger sponge t-shirt
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 1d
Extremely last minute high-difficulty costume idea: Lake Champlain Supernova
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 1d
UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLE!!!!!
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 1d
hell yes
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 2d
Teath (Teath! TEATH!)
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 2d
Nards
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 2d
Hershey's Pisses
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 2d
Butlerfinger
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 3d
Give the kid credit, a god who flaunts the capacity to perform miracles and yet allows tremendous suffering to continue does suggest malevolence
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 3d
You here on monkey business or monkey pleasure?
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 5d
the rancid vibe of Trump's first administration being that your shittiest uncle at Thanksgiving got elected president translates to this second admin as everyone at the table is now your shittiest uncle
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 6d
Sexy Martin Telesforo Rubik's Cube Scandal
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 7d
I've been playing a guitar for decades with a similar but worse neck crack that was repaired less competently and it has held up well, so i believe you in and think there's a 90% chance you won't lose an eye
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 7d
Well that's a delightful little minimalistic thing. Clocked out after 10,000 points -- could do with some more aggressive escalation of difficulty to keep it from feeling like it'd go on forever -- but that's a pretty pure distillation of the core of some peggle-y gameplay and I dig it.
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 7d
Technically he’s singing about other people yelling or possibly singing at the piano man to sing
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 8d
NOT THAT I'VE BEEN EXCITED ABOUT THIS FOR WEEKS
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 8d
The worst part is that those dodecahedra aren't even relevant! They're Rupert, like most convex polyhedra! (That image looks like a mid-transit example of two dodecas lined up in order to pull of the Rupert trick, which I'll admit has more visual pop than the noperthedron itself.)
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 8d
five minutes later: "we regret to inform you that he has a skull tattoo of some sort"

one minute later: "okay i'm being told it's actually Sans from Undertale"
katelynburns.com Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 8d
you mean to tell me there's a guy in Illinois running specifically on defending trans rights and his last name is "BLAHA"???

chat do you think he knows?
a campaign graphic in blue and orange showing a white man in a purple collared shirt. "Dylan Blaha, Democrat for Congress, IL-13" -expand LGBTQIA+ rights and protections -defend gender affirming care -protect trans youth -support LGBTQIA+ refugees
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 10d
trying to put together some sort of Dashcon type joke about compensating aggrieved Americans with "an extra hour in the giant ballroom"
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 10d
I make a bill or two, boss makes a ream
That's why I piss during dull fuckin' streams
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 10d
this really benefited from me not reading the contextualizing reskeet first
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Amytiville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 16d
big boat stuck!!
dreadships.bsky.social Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 16d
Interesting events on the Norwegian/Swedish border, where the Hagland Captain is still stuck next to the Svinesund Bridge having failed to successfully identify the wet bit that runs underneath it.
Photo of the unfortunate vessel, suspiciously close to the shore and even more suspiciously not moving...
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Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 18d
okay but how were the mezuzahs
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