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Jorts
@jortswubs.bsky.social
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The ハイテク・カウボーイ https://jortswubs.bandcamp.com/ Co-director of NotThatRecords https://notthatrecords.bandcamp.com/ Featured in Club Fantastic, NOISZ, EX-XDRiVER, vivid/stasis, BMS. @candymeteor.bsky.social is stinkier
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 6d
banger alert 🔥
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 9d
Petition to rename animal fat based cream gravy "fleschamel"

Alerts you to the presence of tallow or lard and also acknowledges the pedigree of french mother sauce
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 19d
The bear is singing to raise awareness for feline immunodeficiency virus
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 20d
The original has been on my to-do list for years because of the soundtrack... Need to get it
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 29d
come the fuck on
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Aug 16
Dubai chocolate
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dendy crew @dendycrew.com · Jul 19
let me out of the squid game dubai chocolate labubu ai slime cutting rave
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Aug 9
THIS is it
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JakeStar @ Megapulse & Sheltercon @jakestargames.bsky.social · Aug 6
69% High Speed Detroit Style Deep Dish Funky House Music
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Aug 6
will the next animal crossing let you throw a car battery into the ocean
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Aug 5
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Jul 31
Target got the new kors k iidx hitech song
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NotThatRecords @notthatrecords.bsky.social · Jul 28
Our new release “NTR Essential House Vol. 1” is out now!!!

notthatrecords.bandcamp.com/album/ntr-es...

Music by: Jorts, tanigon, ag feat. 倉先, シイザカサユリ, Clothed Music, NTG, Sauce & moyu, Anplode, KARUT, Tomoki Hirata, Moe Transit Authority, Musicarus

Illustration: @woofycakes.bsky.social
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Jul 27
lol why even fucking play
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · May 21
gave the dog the opensuse plush
A golden retriever laying on the ground, with a small green plush of the suse linux gecko
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Jul 21
ever wonder what a not boneless sprite looks like
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🐻🐔Five Nights At Frotty's🐰🦊 @candymeteor.bsky.social · Jun 29
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WOOFYPARTY📅OCT18 @woofycakes.bsky.social · Jul 18
📣summer is for house music!! notthatrecords.bandcamp.com/album/ntr-es...
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🐻🐔Five Nights At Frotty's🐰🦊 @candymeteor.bsky.social · Jul 17
red rainbow? gay.
pink rainbow? cute!
rainbow rainbow? ryu☆
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Jul 14
on god you could saw both my legs off and leave me with 6 or 7 ibuprofen and 48oz of Powerade zero and I'd make it no prob
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · Jul 9
yearning for Burger King Long Chicken
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