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jordanjamboree.bsky.social
Jordan!
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
9.8K followers 790 following 24K posts
Milfiest women under 35, themed bullshit enjoyer, card game maven,home of the whopper 29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 7h
sheepie nooo
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 7h
Would die for rusty
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 7h
Stella: "new scene idea- im an untrainable puppygirl who won't do what you say. You're Kristi Noem"
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 7h
I for sure was thinking about you, tagging you felt gauche though
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 7h
It's so cool that you have tubes for friends that wanna cuddle
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 8h
this is a bluesky fauxcest post 10000%
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Yuna.EXE 🏳️‍⚧️ @yunanoire.bsky.social · Mar 10
Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 8h
Today was kinda perfect? Breakfast with Stella, leather museum with Lo and Tim, getting to explore the gayborhood, and then getting to see a dear friend from Austin who was also in town 🥰

Needed a vacation so much, Chicago is so lovely
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 8h
why wouldn't bluesky let me tag @coolguytim.bsky.social all day? I had to close my app fully to get his username to fill in???
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 8h
Wanna throw you a parade
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 8h
Oh May I'm SO happy
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 9h
We could do that!
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 9h
What the fuck???
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 12h
"Ambiguous"
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 12h
The only time I have fully Fujo'd out
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 12h
Literally most normal reaction.
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 12h
Also they're on a date so they won't see this, but @evangaylion.bsky.social and Tim are both incredible and I'm so lucky I get to hang with them when @dritdurfotografin.bsky.social and I are in Chicago
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 13h
right? Chicago truly is a wonderful place
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 13h
this bar has a puppygirl buying a whole carafe of mimosa
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d
Sorry I kept flicking Pennys at your chastity cage while we were at your parents house
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 19h
glenwood Sunday market is real cute
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 21h
Just saw them! Hell yeah I'll check em out
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 21h
Is there a good place to buy gunpla in Chicago?
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 21h
Hotel we are staying at in Chicago has such a tiny toilet I feel like a giant
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d
some of this roll came back bad! Like, I think the purple is a tough stock to shoot on
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d
they were!