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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus

@jopijedd.bsky.social

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Specialist in the delivery of quality passengers in remote areas. Love the wireless and audio obscura. Estranged European. Clothes by Man at C&A. Thick toddler. Oh yeah, it's a beautiful day for a mistake. Big in the suburbs. Sky Subscriber #1,098,261.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 13h

He had an enormous stretch so he could still play his organ with one hand. Let's sit back for a moment and think about that astonishing image. #FaceTheMusic

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 13h

The Dummy Keyboards! #totp #FaceTheMusic

Meepy Fawkes was a patsy @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 13h

Now come up with a new name for the dancing ladies of #totp. There'a a competition. #FaceTheMusic

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 15h

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present the differentest of times.

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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 15h

JESUS BLOODY CHRIST

Mark S @fff182.bsky.social · 16h

Any mention of Uganda always triggers Graeme's Krypton Factor 'personality' test 😬 (9m 15s)
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The Krypton Factor | Graeme/Pauline/Roy/Hugh (Sept. 14th, 1977)

YouTube video by Game Show Temple Archives

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 18h

Jen's delight at everyone else's misery in this video is surprisingly evil.

Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 19h

The John Lewis Xmas ad drops tomorrow and it's Atmosphere by Russ Abbot!

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John Lewis Christmas Advert 2025 Exclusive - it's Atmosphere By Russ Abbot

YouTube video by SPRAY

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 21h

Is it the face that's resting or... never mind.

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Scarred For Life @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 1d

Fireworks PIF countdown: PARENTS (1975). The blink-and-you'll-miss-them shots of the twitching, convulsing, burnt kid caused so many complaints that this PIF was banned. It was considered lost media until the BFI tracked down a copy in 2014!

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

It's rare that an advert makes me feel any sort of joy, but the recent emergence of an EE advert featuring Make It Mine by The Shamen (shortly before Move Any Mountain made them massive) is very, very welcome. Even if it is for a shitty fruitphone.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Edi's always had a heavy spoonful of this about her and doesn't seem to modulate it depending on the audience. The problem is that it doesn't give her anywhere to go when something *really* deserves praise.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Chicken Makhani, pilau rice, keema naan, saag panneer, two poppadoms and a little bag of the diced onion and cucumber mix. With portion sizes at our local, this also serves for lunch the next day (or if i'm being honest, breakfast because i have no shame).

Him Over There, Now Over Here @snathe.bsky.social · 1d

For me: Chicken or keema dupiaza, plain naan, pilau rice.
For @littlegreyboat.bsky.social Veg biryani, peshwari naan.
Usually share onion bhaji starter and aloo gobi side, with sundry popadoms

harrysword.bsky.social @harrysword.bsky.social · 1d

Interested to find out Bluesky curry orders. What is your regular? Chicken Tikka Vindaloo, saag aloo, keema naan, pilau rice for me generally.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

It's the ghost bridge. No good will come of crossing it. You'll end up in Portal Z or the land of Fail.

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 1d

Never seen the Clifton Suspension Bridge looking more like a ghost.

A photo I took of the Clifton Suspension Bridge, in Bristol, on a foggy autumn evening.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Just to say, if you find yourself chewing one of those pigs ears from the market, then you're probably going too far.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Baxter Dury dancing like Eddie and Richie during the end credits of Bottom is very disconcerting. #Later

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

I've just seen sixty seconds of the Tom Daley Great British Knitting Bee Off Race UK. It's every reality show cliche in the book of knitting patterns.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Very sad to see her go. That last routine was amazing and a huge achievement.

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David Bryant @23daves.bsky.social · 2d

Blog update: The first new NME Indie Chart number one of 1986 was by the great hopefuls Easterhouse. Despite an early run of press hype, this was where their career peaked - but, in fairness, what a peak. This swings and punches with panache.

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73. Easterhouse - Whistling In The Dark (Rough Trade)

All the singles to top the NME Indie Charts since its launch in 1981, complete with an overview of the other music in the charts each week.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Poor rats.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, the Friday night reruns on BBC Four. We're in 1998 at the moment, which feels like a bit of a chore and the producers kept choosing the generic stuff and repeats over the more interesting things that broke through into the top twenty.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Bleak Sunday to you all x

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 2d

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Morning Afterglow was on the chart countdown at 19, which we didn't get to hear having instead endured 25 minutes of toss instead.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Now awake for the Big Girls in Boots episode of #totp

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

It's been a heavy old Saturday. Got up early, showered, had an absolute battering from the Osteopath, big shop, down to parents to move furniture, came back home to clear space for new broadbanding next week, the cooked tea. As such, i make no apologies for falling asleep during Strictly.

The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Our local very non league team drew Norwich at home a few years back. ITV showed it and the language was persistently appalling throughout. We lost 7-0, but I've never been so proud of the village.

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The Invisible Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Definitely AI. The randomised lipsync alone gives it away.

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