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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭
@jonnyeldritch.bsky.social
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🇵🇸🍉 🗣️ 𝙷𝙴/𝙷𝙸𝙼/𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙷𝙴𝙼 🖤🩶🤍💜🏳️‍🌈🩵💛🩷 𝐎𝐂 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 & 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 Ⓐ☭ 𝔯𝔞𝔟𝔪🛡️🗡️ 𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍🦇🐈‍⬛ 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦🌈™ 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏╏╠══[𝍖𝍖𝍖 ☭ 𝍖𝍖𝍖] 🩸 𝑐ᵣₑₑ𝒑ᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑡ⲏₐ 𝑐ₒ𝑓𝑓ᵢ𝑛 ｗᵢ𝑡 ₐ ⲏₐ𝑡𝑐ⲏₑ𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ᵢ𝑑ₑ 🪓🤡
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Aug 22
Leftist place alliance

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Join the alliance
Wplace is a collaborative, real-time pixel canvas layered over the world map, where anyone can paint and create art together.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 25
This is actually just how I look fr
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 21
Can't count how many times Restless Reef has come in clutch in my Dimir Tempo list 🙌
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 12
Me arriving at the function
Image features a magic the gathering card called monoist circuit-feeder from edge of eternities
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 11
I forgot my name on Walmart.com is Dick Crusader 🤔
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 11
When you make fun of me this is who you're making fun of
Image is a magic the gathering card called tortured existence it depicts a man tied to a pillar in a dungeon
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 10
I like magic the gathering card game
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jul 10
Table top simulator or other VTT (virtual table top) play by post boards, discord is always an invaluable resource too especially for groups that are lfp. Also, 🏴‍☠️ the books and learn to gm then they just come to you 😉
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · May 26
Jftr I stopped posting here because my memes were too spicy and kept getting removed also a bunch of anti Tankie accounts put me on watchlists 😏
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Feb 17
Image features a seething wojak of Trump the text reads: he who saves his country breaks no law followed by a string of boomer inspired one's and exclamation points
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Feb 15
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Feb 15
The image features a black and white depiction of a Fascist Richest Man in the World getting his blains brown out by a gu n the text overlay reads FASCIST LIVES DON'T MATTER
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · Feb 3
Elon Musk is terrified of everyone knowing the names of the people who work for him.

So do your work.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Feb 2
Real Dungeon Shit
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Woke Mind Virus
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 28
Where in the world is my surplus labor value?
The image features Carmen Sandiego in her trademark red coat and hat she strikes a dynamic pose beneath a text overlay that reads: EVEN A MASTER THIEF COULDN'T STEAL ENOUGH FROM THE CAPITAL CLASS TO EQUAL WHAT THEY HAVE STOLEN FROM US"
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 15
I don't know who needs to hear this but PATSOC doesn't equal TANKIE ffs 🤦
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 14
The image features a "Holler General" parking lot with three cryptids: the flat woods monster, the Grafton monster and perched atop the sign the mothman the text overlay reads in the hippy nightmare font: keep Appalachia weird and diverse
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 5
Competitive Magic the Gathering 💁
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 5
Went 13-2 with 8 whack in Historic ranked. Ended 15 games tonight at gold 3
8 whack 4 Foundry Street Denizen 15 Mountain 4 Goblin Bushwhacker 4 Tormod's Crypt 4 Ornithopter 2 Bone Saw 4 Kuldotha Rebirth 2 Legion Loyalist 4 Reckless Bushwhacker 2 Battle Cry Goblin 4 Voldaren Epicure 1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance 4 Rundvelt Hordemaster 4 Gleeful Demolition 2 Arena of Glory
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 4
Not having any for four or five days 🤔
feenavan2099.bsky.social Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · Jan 3
One time at a restaurant, my dad forced me to eat fried mushrooms, and it made me vomit.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 4
If you aren't following me for leftprop and the occasional hot take you're wasting your time 💁
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 4
The image features a Bourgeois Pig superimposed over a decaying city scape and a pile of money. The text overlay reads: "THE CAPITAL CLASS WANTS TO LIE THEIR WAY INTO A DYSTOPIA"
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Jan 1
The image features a beat up Donkey and Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country. The text overlay reads: DENYING HEALTHCARE IS VIOLENCE
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Dec 25
Because the USA is a fascist nation and will always necessarily tolerate the implementation of fascist directives
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · Dec 24
I removed them I'll look a bit closer later when I have time to find the others