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Please, step into my office.
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It was shit or it was the shit? Either way thank you
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Spirit Halloween gotta be one of America’s favorite fear mongers
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Please don’t scare me like that
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Yup I’m looking forward to it
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Dracula doesn’t suck. Dracula scrapes and licks
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Seattle’s own famouse Big Dumper
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One hundred thousand dollars
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By the transitive property we can kill 100 birds in the bush with 25 stones
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Economies of feather maybe. These aren’t lizards we’re talking about!!
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Some birds in the hand are equal to other birds in the bush
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Worth 45 in the bush now I think
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They got confused and crunched the birds instead. Sorry
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1.0E97 birds in the hand are worth 2.0E97 birds in the bush
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I didn’t know it could get worse
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15 birds in the hand is worth 30 in the bush
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Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me