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Jonesy Elise

Jonesy Elise

@jonesyelise.bsky.social

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Writer of romance, especially sci-fantasy superhero tales! I like my stories spicy, so read with a glass of milk.

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Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · 7d

Superhero romance with a hot vigilante and the domme he serves.

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Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Sep 26

Hi, I’m Jonesy Elise. I write romances described as Saturday morning cartoons that fuck. I also wrote a romcom basically neurotic elder millennial smut. Bisexual superheroes. Messy gym instructors. Lizard princesses. Yes, I contain multitudes. Ask me about my favorites 🥰

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Sep 18

ISO: ARC Readers who like the revolutionary vibes of The Dark Knight Rises with the melancholy of Interview with the Vampire, who wouldn’t mind those melded with some femdom-laced spice.

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Content cloud of deus ex umbra. Ebook of a man and a woman (lovers) in the background lightning sky in a near kiss. The man has his shirt almost off and wearing a shield of saint Michael necklace. Another man is in the lower foreground in a T-pose, seeming electrified by the magenta lightning. Title below him. The content is femdom, cuckolding, best friends to lovers, superpowers, bi MCs, urban fantasy, femme rage, strong FMC.

Art by Debanne art. Of a woman masked vigilante surrounded by two other men masked vigilantes. The woman is Latine with dark hair. She wears chainmail and Kevlar pants with a harness…for things. The vigilante on her right is in a Kevlar suit, half hood mask, and cape all in black. He is kissing her hand The other vigilante on her left is in a ski mask, leather jacket, white T-shirt, jeans. He is nuzzling against the woman’s neck and holding her at the waist. She looks straight on.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Aug 8

I mean, I thought it sounded like qanon and was written for the ammosexuals. And I refuse to read it on those credentials alone but…the criminals all Mexican, too? 😬

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jul 22

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Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

And only an unserious moron would say that behavior or imagery invited Sean Penn to beat her.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

Dear Christ on a bicycle. Again, they bring up context but have to divorce it from a million other contexts to make the point.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

Our discomfort is the art. Their control over it may be their healing.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

Adding, Rihanna not too long after Chris Brown’s abuse sang “I love the way you lie,” “S&M,” and was in a music video depicting a toxic romance with a Chris Brown look alike.

Fka twigs has a man grab her buy the throat in her killer music video and she went through hell.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

I was literally looking at the images when I couldn’t sleep this morning because I was cooking up thought about dv survivors and art and sexual submission. And it was with flipping vanilla ice.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

The fuck?

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

And to return it back to Sabrina, if you’re analysis of the image has to be divorced from the lyrics of her album to work, (which Man Child and her artist brand clearly show tongue is in the cheek) then you’re robbing the artist—the woman—of her voice to make your point.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

It feels like helicopter parenting of women. Because there are bad people out there, don’t pose suggestively, don’t be short (!), don’t curl your hair, don’t be blonde, don’t blush your cheeks.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

Existing as a woman and performing femininity is complex. Yes, some of it is tied to patriarchy and capitalism. But I forever cling to the statement Contrapoints made that women in prison performed favors for men to get make-up; they didn’t get make-up to perform favors for men.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, honestly. When it was really in the algorithm, people were calling enjoying giving a man head “pick me” behavior.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

And when we get into responsibility women have and performed gender, it edges, as you’ve pointed out, to rape apology. But also when we judge women for choosing to conform to beauty standards as “upholding patriarchy,” it starts sounding anti-trans. And I get real queasy.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

*but perform gender play

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

It’s being presented as disrespect and irresponsibility to Cassie in the midst of the diddy trial and a way that yt women who conform to beauty standards claim they are empowered but gender play and get off upholding the patriarchy.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Jun 15

I’m trying to understand how choice feminism and sex positivity “failed us,” which is the direction the album cover has gone at threads.

And I can’t help but think it strawmans choice and sex positivity to some absolutist degree and then borders on if not courts rape apology and trans exclusion.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Apr 14

Read Personal Best “a great little rom-com with a nice amount of spice and hilarious, relatable characters” according to a 5-star Goodreads review.

🥵older and hilarious FMC
🚲 Cinnadom MMC
🥵“good girl”
🚲 humorous “erotica” - says Amazon

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Too perfect? Ask questions. “Are you a werewolf? In a religious cult? We’re you somewhere you shouldn’t have been January 6th?” Picture of personal best by Jonesy Elise. Available on kindle unlimited and paperback.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Mar 3

Get a little lucky with something green this month.

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Covers of sci fi and monster romance books Ember’s Origin by Alara Khan, Desired by the Visseroth by Bella Blair, The Nymph’s Desire by Sakura Black, Rescued by the Alien Mate by Lola Blix, The Lizard Assassin’s First Dance by Jonesy Elise, Protected by the Alien Bodyguard by Kate Sinner, Stolen by Alison Aimes, and Vengeance Unveiled by Zoey Indiana.

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Feb 12

Give her what she really wants this Galentine’s Day.

It involves stabby, switchy lizard people into tail play.

Get the free THE LIZARD ASSASSIN’S FIRST DANCE.

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Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Feb 11

Understanding Dale Jennings is haunting me.

I think there’s a podcast where Sam describes him as demisexual?

I thought Dale was bi, but the more I rewatch season 2, I’m not sure he is.

And his visits in season 3 are not a chance for him to let go but maintain control.

#newsreader

Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Feb 10

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Giveaway runs from Feb 10 - 28, 2025. Open to USA citizens only.

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Jonesy Elise @jonesyelise.bsky.social · Feb 4

Did someone say free lizard people romance?

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