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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · 3d

i have an appointment at a sleep clinic in 5 hours and the irony is killing me

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · 18d

they read the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit and saw dollar signs

The Verge @theverge.com · 19d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · 22d

we went to a haunted corn maze and on the way home the GPS led us down an old dirt country road for an hour. that was way scarier tbh lol

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · 27d

i spent hours trying to pull out a water filter that got stuck in my fridge lol. and now my muscles are aching like i did time at the gym

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Sep 27

praying to dear god they just sell The Sims

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Sep 27

Jared Kushner’s private equity firm is said to be partnering with the Saudi sovereign wealth fund to buy out Electronic Arts.

Jared Kushner’s Firm Is Said to Be Part of $50 Billion Buyout of Electronic Arts

Mr. Kushner’s private equity firm, Affinity Partners, is said to be in talks with the Saudi sovereign wealth fund and Silver Lake to buy out the video game giant.

nyti.ms

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Sep 11

I did not have etsy witches on my 2025 bingo card

i need to think bigger for 2026

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Aug 26

my favorite thing about the War of the Worlds movie is how every review uses the same pic, and then you watch the movie and it’s literally just that frame the whole time

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Aug 26

it’s heavy raining and i thought i was hearing some pennywise the clown shit, but my downstairs neighbor is hosting a kids birthday party at 11PM ????????

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Aug 25

it's surreal when you subscribe to a youtube channel when they're getting 1K views and over time they start clearing 500K views

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Aug 20

Millennial: I wonder if Gen Z likes roasting marshmallows

Gen X: As a Xennial, I love roasting marshmallows. They don’t call us the “burnout” generation for nothing. 😜🥀

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Aug 10

i just found r/MyBoyfriendIsAI and reading that shit ruined my life

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jul 20

it's insane how "customer service" is now just AI bots that gaslight you until you give up

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 30

it’s very off putting when you stop using an app for a while, jump back in, and it’s infested with monetization schemes

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 30

reddit somehow still surprises me sometimes

someone on reddit says that cat food tastes like shit now

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 18

i haven’t been on twitter in 7 months, and two things really shocked me

the first was that people are now tagging Grok in conversations, and AI is mostly normalized

the second was that elon’s tweets were at the top of my feed despite me blocking and muting him

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 18

i have to use my old iphone again, and seeing the old twitter icon hit me like a truck LOL

photo of iphone social media menu with the twitter app with its original icon and not the god awful x icon

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 16

i generated Google account backup codes back in 2021 (!!), and they saved my life today after my phone broke lol

rare Google W

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 13

i have to give nintendo credit for defeating scalpers

switch 2 never sold out at my local eb games and they just restocked online

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 13

i decided that i'm going to teach myself how to paint and naturally i'm starting with giant canvases LOL

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 13

adults have gotten way too comfortable with cyberbullying young children on social media

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 10

i went on a phone detox and i wouldn't even say it made me happier or more focused - it just blew my mind how slow time felt

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 10

new iphone update about to be like "your most visited places are fast food restaurants and therapist offices"

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John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 9

scrolling through Steam and I see THIS

Steam storefront displaying a video game called Winnie's Hole

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 4

we have never been more back

PlayStation @playstation.com · Jun 4

Final Fantasy Tactics – The Ivalice Chronicles is an enhanced version of the classic strategy RPG coming to PS5 and PS4 later this year.

First details: play.st/43NBMPB

John @johnwillbe.bsky.social · Jun 4

i love reading earnings reports for companies and seeing what excuses they come up with

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