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John Sweeper

@johnsweeper.bsky.social

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Hey! It's me! John Sweeper! Parody account. Not affiliated with Project Moon. Translator for the others.

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 20

okay 6009 man

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Max, what did we tell you about gambling? It's a problem!

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

the blood circulating in my back boils

John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

sometimes i see them in the corner of my eye and when i go to refuel myself i always slash the air

John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

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bart simpson is running in a pink room

ALT: bart simpson is running in a pink room

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

im sweeping it

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Sweepeer @repeews-psky.bsky.social · Mar 19

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hopping on the bandwagon, uhh...

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Loved when we took this group photo!

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hah! The joke here is that the youth sweeper has a inferior intellect when compared to the mighty intelligent older sweeper! No, 5623 342 + 342256 = 21 5254223! Haha! 😀

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Sweeper @nightinbackstreets.bsky.social · Mar 19

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Felt...

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

We sure are!

John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

I have to go to work!

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hey man, not nice.. you should be grateful I can translate for you lot !

John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Okay, bud. We all have our differing opinions.

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Been really drinking more of this "58235423" stuff. Pretty good!

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John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Don't I know it, pal!

John Sweeper @johnsweeper.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hey guys! It's me! Joooohhhnhn Sweeper! Oh yeah!

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