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Johnny Cloverleaf
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Artist, Animator, Lifter, Unapologetic Mudshow Enthusiast He/Him Brother Not a content creator A good christian boy The Prestige is a terrible movie. https://johnnycloverleaf.carrd.co/
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · Jul 24
THAT WORKS FOR ME BROTHER
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Jul 24
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 8h
15. Eyes
15. Eyes blawnk and @slugwave drawn in a new yorker cartoon style in the house from Hideo Kojima's PT, surrounded by portraits of eyes and a hanging fridge dripping blood. blawnk saying in the flavor text below "We probably should have checked zillow before we signed the lease..." checking rotten tomatoes couldn't have prevented me from the torment that was sitting through the prestige. I feel like I'm slowly going insane every time one of you wingnuts tells me that's the definition of cinematic excellence. There's something deeply wrong with society and it begins with people who respect Chris Nolan.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 1d
14. Underwater
14. Underwater blawnk's snalligator form slowly coming out from beneath the water presumably to attack the russian soldier from metal gear solid 3 snake eater playing metal gear solid 3D on his Nintendo 3DS XL with an OcelotX4 and DigiDoggi sticker on the shell. Metal Gear Solid 3 is a better movie than anything Chris Nolan has ever made. But so is that one video of a guy eating a ziploc baggie full of poop that his mistakes for fudge, so that's not exactly high praise.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 2d
13. Summer
13. Summer blawnk firing a rocket at the sun and ending his reign of tyranny once and for all and bringing in an age of autumn. I would watch a movie about this, unlike anything Chris Nolan has made.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 3d
This is the dumbest thing I've ever made.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 3d
12. Collect
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 3d
12. Collect
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 4d
11. Milk
11. Milk blawnk hugging a giant rock full of milk, drawn in a style similar to the style of Spongebob Squarepants. Fun fact: 240ml of whole Milk contains 8g of fat, 12g of carbohydrates, and 8g of protein totaling in 150 calories per serving. That's still more interesting than any movie Chris Nolan has ever directed.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 5d
10. Mine
10. Mine blawnk eaglerly mining while @capncococharms sulks away from a massive collection of shine sprites with impact font that reads "MARIO SUNSHINE SECRET BISEXUAL ENDING" I'm impartial to Mario Sunshine discourse but I'm pretty sure that Chris Nolan thinks the pachinko level is good, which is another indictment of his character.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 6d
9. Whimsical
9. Whimsical blawnk stamping down a sign into the ground that reads "FUN ALLOWED" like the one panel from sonic the hedgehog. That's right Christopher. Fun is allowed. None of this min max game design bullcrap you put in your movies because you're too much of a wuss to make characters that actually don't care about being embarrassing. You know what's embarrassing? Magicians that are willing to kill in order to make a tiny little ball disappear and David Tesla showing up in the third act to invent cloning completely out of the blue. You suck so much Chris. I hate you. I hope your diet coke goes down the wrong tube.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 6d
GOD THE PRESTIGE SUCKS SO MUCH.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 7d
8. Treasure
8. Treasure Drawn in the style of the onion comics, blawnk with "educated losers" written on his chest walking away with a zweihander and a book with a hammer and a sickle titled "Book With No Pictures" saying "Nice Try. Capital is the shackles of the working class." while walking away from a crying "poor starving mimic" treasure chest Gwynevere with "Stacked Mommies" is crying from heaven while "Self Righteous Buzz Kills" Karl Marx, Luigi Mangione, and Lautrec of Carim all smile like sickos outside the nearest window. @capncococharms is in the corner saying "Anor Lame-O" He might be referencing Chris Nolan who is as lame as he is talented. Knowing Chris Nolan he probably thinks Age of Fire is the correct ending. What a loser.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 8d
7. Peace
7. Peace blawnk holding a chalice with CUMMMFPK engraved on it drawn in the Zelda CD-I art style about to say "THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL WARRIORS STRIVE FOR" unlike Chris Nolan who is a fascist that forces everyone to stand on set during his productions. God I hate him so much. He's an art criminal.
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 9d
A pro wrestling heel helped change Memphis seating habits. I’ve written about Sputnik Monroe’s case for the Wrestling Observer Hall of Fame, and how wrestling can bend civic life in surprising ways.

allancheapshot.substack.com/p/sputnik-mo...
Sputnik Monroe
The wrestler who sold the hottest ticket in Memphis and then told the city where to sit.
allancheapshot.substack.com
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 9d
6. Dry
6. Dry blawnk, @slugwave, @capncococharms, Lautrect of Carim, Wuglas, and Penny all driving in Mario Kart Double Dash Karts through Dry Dry Desert. blawnk and slugwave with kiki and bouba powerups, and Penny with a milk rock. Capncococharms and Lautrec are driving in an igloo cart and Penny and Wuglas are driving in a comfy slipper cart. Chris Nolan's favorite mario kart is probably super circuit because he's a boring contrarian with bad taste.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 10d
5. Pan
5. Pan blawnk muscular holding a pan pizza and a giant pizza cutter with the words "I'M JOINING THE WAR ON PAN PIZZA ON THE SIDE OF THE PAN PIZZA" based on the meme with Karl Marx. Speaking of Karl Marx, Chris Noland definitely feels like he'd union bust if he could get away with it.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 11d
4. Trolley
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 12d
3. Weak
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 12d
maybe don't talk about someone going into business for themselves when you bend the knee to three oil companies in a trench coat you emaciated rat twink
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 12d
chad Hangman vs virgin Corporate Money Punk
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 13d
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 13d
2. Wall
2. Wall blawnk climbing into a hole in a wall shaped like the zweihander commonly found in fromsoft games, declaring "THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME" referencing a comic by Junji Ito, an artist that I respect, unlike Chris Nolan who is terrible at everything he does besides tricking below average men into thinking he has talent. @capncocosharms @slugwave, @Glasdale, and blawnk's cat Penny are all in the crowd
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 14d
1. Photo
An over the shoulder view of blawnk holding a photo of Kingseeker Frampt with the words "Don't believe his lies" written underneath. A reference to Memento by Chris Nolan who is one of the worst directors of all time. I hate him so much. I wish I could sue him for the time he stole from me after I finished watching "The Prestige". It's genuinely one of the worst movies I have ever seen and why I have trust issues whenever someone recommends a movie to me. At least the final destination sickos know what they're about and you can respond accordingly. If I wanted to watch grown men ruin the lives of women and refuse to go to therapy I'd just log onto twitter. At least there's boobs on twitter. And it's a movie about magicians too? Two edgelord magicians ruining the lives of women to get back at each other because they want to be the best at hiding a deck of cards up their buttholes when no one is looking. Also David Tesla shows up in the third act and is a LITERAL WIZARD. This is the movie and the director cinaphiles all hold in such high regard? Seriously?? Chris Nolan is the Jared Leto of movie directors. Scorsese is right there. Screw you. I'm glad Barbie made more money than Oppenheimer.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 14d
TIS THE SEASON

all you gotta do is draw @blawnk.com
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 21d
Happy Birthday to my three favorite italians:

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@lautrecofcarim.bsky.social

and last but certainly not least:

@blawnk.com
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 21d
Be kind to your bi friends today.

This year's bisexual day of visibility coincides with the rapture and after decades of having their sexuality scrutinized they suddenly have to pick between Catholic Heaven and Protestant Heaven.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · Sep 7
Results may vary but: I got my RFK repellant today at a GA CVS with no doctor's note. It was 195 out of pocket (cheaper than a sick day and a trip to the hospital).

I told them I have asthma and use an albuterol inhaler. In and out.

I did not get a lollipop.

Outlive these bastards and stay safe.
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kralcttam ☕️ @kralcttam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · Sep 4
Just in time for the fall Covid surge. #georgia #atlanta

https://www.ajc.com/news/2025/09/covid-19-boosters-halted-in-georgia-amid-federal-uncertainty/
Georgia halts giving COVID-19 booster vaccines amid HHS uncertainty
The FDA approved COVID boosters for those 65 and older and people with certain health conditions, but a federal committee is slated to decide soon if it recommends the shot.
www.ajc.com
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · Jul 24
okay logging back off now. bye :)))
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