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Johnny Barnstorm

@johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social

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Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

I had a corduroy jacket from the Gap in the same style but with faux-sherpa lining and it was real good short person clothing

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, it's expensive and I can't afford it right now, but I love it

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

I could really rock this, and I know Dimitri Leather as a Montreal brand from when I was a kid, but it definitely is "save up for it over a year" expensive www.cuirdimitri.ca/products/nic...

Nick Mens Shearling Trench Coat

Le manteau NICK en peau de mouton véritable se fait remarquer partout. Que vous admiriez une chaîne de montagnes enneigée ou un paysage urbain à couper le souffle, la fine peau de mouton du NICK offre...

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

ah reading the measurements I'd be better off with a 3XL, and they're sold out

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

All the voice acting in Vice City is great, but I really do love Youree Dell Harris's (Miss Cleo) performance here. The way she dominates Tommy is so fun. Ray Liotta does a great job with these scenes too.

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

They're bizarre non-sequitors to the overall plot and direction of Vice City, but the missions themselves are fun. And the cutscenes where a obedient, hypnotized / drugged Tommy never remembers meeting Mama Poulet before and she controls him are fantastic.

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

I did want to also do this to the mechanic who yelled weird homophobic stuff at me when I worked at the BMW dealer

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

my hot take is that MASK has the best theme song of any 80s cartoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEBa...

M.A.S.K 1985 - Opening Theme (Extended)

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 2d

I forgot that Miss Cleo voiced Mama Poulet in Vice City. Her whole series of missions are fun.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, with big guys it would make more sense

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 2d

My god, stay away from dryers!

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 2d

We don't call pianos pianies enough anymore

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 3d

He's so beefy

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Nafin (6th mass extinction edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder if he means ride me anonymously or ride me soon?

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 3d

Exit pursued by a bear etc etc

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

like in Troll!

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

"The famed military strategist and leader would be shamed by the tut-tutting of the internet's scolds," Carbly Mulden-Streebs writes

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

Is there a timer that goes off every month or so that lets another major publication editor approve an editorial that's titled something like We Have to Face It: Napoleon Would Be Cancelled If He Were Alive Today

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

Oh duh, I plugged the Switch 1 directly into the receiver, which I won't do now because it doesn't support 4K / 120hz. Looks like I need to upgrade if I want to do that with the Switch 2.

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

Saying stuff like bear port??

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

I was able to get surround sound working on the switch 1.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

Dumb question, but I use the optical out from my tv to link to my older receiver for surround sound. Playstation 5 and the Series|X and other consoles allow this pass through but the Switch 2 seems to only read my tv as being stereo and I can't override it. Any ideas on how I can get around it?

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Luke @cyberlink420.bsky.social · Sep 25

Gonna start responding to bad takes on social media with this.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 6d

hit me up if you wanna go for lunch! I live a km from there