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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 12h

I'm mostly upset this song has been around for 3 years but V/H/S/Halloween has made it my song of the season www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q53G...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 16h

Let those among us who haven’t orgasmed at the nitrate picture show be the first stoned…oh god I’m really mixing my metaphors no don’t do this why did I hit reply

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 18h

In hindsight I was annoyed because if I could lead an online cult I could’ve done great at messaging and communications so why not pump up the salary.

John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 18h

Also I kid you not I had one hr person review that and they assumed I led a sex cult based around Wolverine

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 18h

well that’ll be to cash in once I’m recognized as a shitposter and I need to pull a “found this in the attic”

John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 18h

My only legacies will be:
-an Armond White parody account
-that still frame of Nick Newman
-the doctored Red Rooms image
-receiving two thank you notes from Wells about chronicling his legacy
-once performing a five foot standing vertical leap over a barrier (I was a 18 it will never happen again)

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 21h

On this indigenous peoples day let us remember Delgo. Vulture Cinematrix No. 566: Oct 13, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2555

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 1d

out here today celebrating "oh god why is this showing of pool man almost sold out wait three bottomless brunch specials nearby" day and may you too

John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, it was running on TV for a while but I refuse to sit through it again

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 1d

I almost used Lady in the Water for the awards grid and then checked that '06 was when the knives were coming out (but still made it into that years' Cahiers du Cinema list). Vulture Cinematrix No. 565: Oct 12, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2662

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 2d

everyday I strap on my vaya messenger bag and that’s as close to premium rush as I’m getting

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 2d

My plan is still to sneak into Wells’ funeral, steal the cowboy hat and then it kind of goes off the rails. Not sure if I should get a rumblehog with a fox tail or what.

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 2d

Shinobi and Dragon Ninja finally teamed up for something good.

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 2d

And the 1 percent comes purely from being on the former Gravitas (rip) mailing list

John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 2d

Oh you don’t remember the film about Kevin Costner voicing a dog during that era when every other week Josh Gad was? Vulture Cinematrix No. 564: Oct 11, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2594

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

Actually to be fair I’d probably just get the 3-day old bialy or whatever it is

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

I’m on the go and late for my soul crushing job just give me the bread disc

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

That one. As is. Butter. No butter just give it to me.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 3d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

TRON ARES (‘25, IMAX): still trying to figure out the downside to the 29-minute motorcycle and aides and why they’re programming to issue horrific screams as they die on purpose but that soundtrack is great

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

who among us can’t recall the scene in Godzilla Vs. Destroyah when Kiryu had to cool his step-brother off

John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

I like to think the approval person wanted this all along and every meeting was like a slow-motion car crash

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

Woof. Vulture Cinematrix No. 563: Oct 10, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2508

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3d

hang on wells learned html we should be celebrating

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