Not only was Trump led up the garden path in broad daylight by the Qataris without any strobe light effects, he's now opted to build ballrooms without any laser shows!
One felt granny 👵 was frustrated when she informed one that one was being led up the garden 🪴 path because one feels one has to fully experience the garden 🪴 path adventures before one can fully understand it.
One thinks Zhou Enlai was much more clever than people gave him credit for because he was adept at merging into the power structure in 1960s China 🇨🇳 at the same time as teaming with one’s granny 👵 to distribute nuke tech globally!
One’s ancestors gave up worrying about pronouns in the 15th century, since after that time 🕰️ one’s ancestors were more interested in distributing the latest weapons of mass destruction to one’s Chinese 🇨🇳 relatives.
One will not hear a bad word spoken about wee Zohran, since he seems to make his wife much happier in the sack than Elon Musk made Grimes, so one wonders if there is a touch of jealousy from wee Elon.
One wonders why Mary J Blige doesn't do a new album and maybe drop in a wee disco track for her gay / Chinese/ African / Japanese and Middle Eastern following.
Why are 50 cent and Nicki Minaj up in arms about wee Zohran winning the New York mayoralty? Is it because Escobar cocaine drug dealing to Maxwell and Trump went out the window in 1990s New York or is it because he doesn’t like their rap music? Lol
One liked to see the slightly more jovial side of Xi and his delegation when they met Trump and Trump showed them pictures because one thinks it brings more of a human interaction to the table!
One thinks when granny heard the mere suggestion that men had invaded her familial home in childhood to murder her family and bury their bodies to dispose of the evidence, it shaped her actions for life!
One thinks that the Malaysians have known that descendants of the Qing dynasty live in Scotland for longer than other old Silk Road countries, but one isn’t sure if they knew about granny and her uncle Zhou detonating hydrogen bombs in the Chinese desert together and granny’s ability to write.
Hun Sen is in denial about how much he misses the Qing Dynasty descendants now living in Scotland because surely he can’t imagine a life without us for 500 years!
According to Joanna Cole’s guest on The Daily Beast podcast people in the US have had future notice that Trump is a cunt in the form of a book, but people in Scotland couldve told them that without publishing a book about it!
