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John Caffeine
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Bajazeth: ... (He brains himself against the cage.)
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 11h
Stupid bait. About as stupid as they come.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 14h
Jokehole 🙄
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah, it's mid. Most of the really bad ones were made in the 80s.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 19h
Thought I'd write an Ad for the Beli app ...
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 20h
You ought to make one of those scary PIFs about it. 'Charley says ...' or something.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 1d
The Woolpack.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 1d
The pub ...
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 3d
Shut. Up.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 3d
Glad I missed out on it.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 3d
You need to google 'extinction events'. But yeah, we are doing more than enough damage.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 3d
Edward the Confessor you ain't.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 3d
a group of skeletons are standing next to each other with the words ok and written below them
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 3d
I was going to buy 2kg of gold last year but spent it on used cars instead.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
You sound incredibly incompetent.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
He's just taking the credit. RFK 'Mengele' Jnr is the real genius here.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
Stove pipe hats ftw.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, probably keeps the local bus drivers awake at nights, just thinking about it.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
If that's all it takes to disturb you, you should get the hell off the internet.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 4d
a cartoon girl with pigtails and the letter k on her chest
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 5d
Shark in Jaws was fine at the time. And it's still one of the best films ever made.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 5d
If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'?
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 5d
Pshaw! As if I'd want to work for anyone who knows what an agile meeting is anyway.
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John Caffeine @johncaffeine.bsky.social · 5d
Don't be daft. Throwing stones in to the sea is the best feeling in the world.