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JB
@johnbartle.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those. The #SFGiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate. Sacramento dweller, Salinas raised, Loyola Marymount alum, ΣΧ (IHSV).
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Dec 17
Do me a solid and forever erase the image in my brain that “do me a solid” conjures up.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jul 27
Triples alley*

* - Wilmer Flores doubles alley (maybe)

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jul 27
My god this Devers experiment at first…

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jul 2
Yaz admiring these fastballs down the middle is something.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 25
Tom Petty not naming his son Manny was a missed opportunity.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 24
I’m trying to think of two prefixes that have done more harm to themselves in the last 15 years than “auto” and “eco” and I’m drawing a blank.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 3
Ballgame.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 3
Great work tonight Webby.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 3
My god Schmitt.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 3
These ABs are brutal.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Jun 3
Atta boy Webby.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 18
Let’s go you jerks!

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 18
Walk-off it is then.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 18
Can we DFA Bailey just on offense?

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 18
This game needs a defibrillator.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 16
Got 'em right where we want 'em.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 16
The silver lining of the gray cloud that is being a Giants fan.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 15
How Hokas look to me.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 14
Our historic 118 game win streak starts tomorrow.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 14
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · May 2
RIP Ruth Buzzi
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Apr 30
Splitting the series with San Diego today would be encouraging is all I'm saying, #SFGiants.
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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Apr 26
Absolute bullshit call.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Apr 26
How bad?

Doing the wave bad.

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Apr 26
Is there a less potent offensive duo than LWJ and Bailey right now?

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JB @johnbartle.bsky.social · Apr 25
Adding “No tags on fitted sheets telling you what side of the mattress it goes on” to my list of 16-Miles-Uphill-In-The-Snow-Both-Ways rants for the kids.