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Joe Kaye
@joekaye.bsky.social
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Dairy Legend/Phlegm Fatale. Queer comedy person based in Los Angeles. Horror lover and theme park enthusiast. So anyway I says to Mabel I says…
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 13d
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 13d
Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Jul 15
Transvestigating Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Jun 11
Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · May 21
Everyone go watch his definitive performance in Spice World. RIP.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · May 21
George went
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Apr 19
Hi I’m Joe
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Apr 3
Ozempic is destroying our community
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Apr 3
Yeah I’m into Tekken, Tekken dicks in my ass.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Mar 3
Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Mar 3
In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Feb 27
Wow everyone reheating nachos this year.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Feb 13
It’s a cold and it’s a broken ay caramba
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Feb 7
New Zealand Gaga fans be like:

“Ib-ra-cadibra”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Feb 1
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Jan 27
High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Jan 2
Fred and Barney
Laurel and Hardy
Abbot and Costello
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Jan 2
You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Nov 30
No way my dude! I told him “that’s for squares” then swiftly adorned my inline skates and boogied off into the night.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Nov 30
Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters!
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Nov 30
Katherine Bigelow, Female Directorlo
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Nov 29
ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Nov 16
Let’s stop saying “empath” and start saying “vibe bender”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Oct 7
*tips fedora* Malala 🌹🌹
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · Sep 30
It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?”
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