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joao_bertarelo sdv
@joaobertarelo.bsky.social
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Sinta-se em casa 🏠 • 21y • Castilho-SP #sdv https://www.instagram.com/joao_bertarelo/profilecard/?igsh=YTFrZHlscm42MWxh
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · May 27
Oi 👀
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Oct 2
Olá gente sdds
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 9
pouca idade pra MUITA tomação no cu
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 9
Vai ficar com raiva mesmo?
Eu:
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 9
Segunda-feira:
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 9
o fim do domingo é triste mas o começo da segunda é pior ainda
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
tô começando a abrir o bluesky tal qual eu abria o twitter antes..
me sentindo quase em casa
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
Queria essa skin do menino neymar
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
Eu tbm
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
Meus pêsames
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
Um mico: acordar cedo em pleno domingo.

Meu cedo: 13:00 da tarde
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
um medo: o tiktok ser banido e todo mundo migrar pro kwai
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
-vamos sair?
-vamos
-fulano vai com a gente

eu:
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
vou me matar em pleno setembro amarelo fodase
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
eu quando alguém toca no meu cabelo sem permissão
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
*fulano publicou um threads pela primeira vez* e nois com isso porra
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 8
odeio visitas, saia da minha casa e vá pra sua
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 7
Fato, não ?
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 7
“seu futuro só depende de vc”
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 7
um mico: voltar com o ex que te traiu
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 7
“ dormiu bem? “ como você tá? “ saudade de você “
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joao_bertarelo sdv @joaobertarelo.bsky.social · Sep 7
Curte aí kakakaka entre pain e vivo prefiro pain
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