( everybody thinks I need an ambulance because I had Polio in 1952——.). You couldn’t pay me enough to go to the local hospital if I broke my nose running in circles
My best friend gets his citizenship and I’ve been ignoring him due to my stuff. He’s my age and got here when he was 18. Couldn’t get into this country NOW. He’s Nigerian… I knew I was forgetting a special date…,
Out went the big spider, down fell the pants. I don’t care if you like me just tell me where my tea cup went. It’s bath w Opera day ! That pesky spider in the tub hid in the drain before
Dogs are wise. Respect the dog. Lily tried to bite the bad millionaire in ass long before we knew she was bad. Lily a huge Rottweiler went to dog heaven. Long live the dog !
Most interesting comments to me recently are 1) What the F is the matter with you ? & 2) How to face your fears 1- I’ll spare you. Not all may not have the strength. 2- Immediately w a few sips of my coffee strong enough to make male chest hairs fall off
"Technologies purchased by ICE in recent weeks include spyware that can hack into smartphones remotely and cellphone location software that can enable the tracking of a phone’s movements without a court warrant..."
@cnn.com climate and weather editor @maggiek.bsky.social discusses how federal cuts influenced weather forecasts in Alaska ahead of Typhoon Halong. Plus, the study of olfaction, ancient chewing gum, and more.
In California they banned ultra processed foods from school lunches but had to rethink since tofu was originally in that category ( funny and these weren’t robots)
