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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

@jlgecko1.bsky.social

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Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar. You can kill the man but an idea is immortal. I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion. My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, I will report you.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

How can you frighten a man whose hunger is not only in his own cramped stomach but in the wretched bellies of his children? You can't scare him – he has known a fear beyond every other.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 18h

Fucking pieces of shit

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 19h

Calling Americans who protest and “antifa” terrorists is kinda like the new “whoever smelt it, dealt it”

Master projectionists.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

“If you’re in trouble or hurt or need—go to poor people. They’re the only ones that’ll help—the only ones.”

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

He’s going to plunge us into nuclear war. He’s literally going to kill us all or die trying.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

There is no hell hot enough for the evil men of ICE. There will be trials rivaled only by Nuremberg.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

How can you frighten a man whose hunger is not only in his own cramped stomach but in the wretched bellies of his children? You can't scare him – he has known a fear beyond every other.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

If he looks any more like a dog, Kristi is gonna shoot him

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

He face looks like an old catcher’s mit

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

I love how they painted the stairs 🦽

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly the best flavor and yes, I’ve tried them all

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Treasonous piece of shit.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Moving away from murdering American journalists and into AI? Or perhaps doing both.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

I take pride in being 0.001% of the human population that leaves the tv on an odd volume that doesn’t end in 5. Yes…I am something of a monster 👹

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

I am a No Kings protester and I work 50+ hour a week while paying ALL my taxes. Eric is wrong and should be removed from office immediately.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit…..did he just salute a foreign flag? Nevermind that…this fuckball looks like a dementia ridden geriatric. How embarrassing! He needs to be removed from command NOW!

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Aysha @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 3d

My dad sent me this

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

The entire picture of information

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

The mispronunciation is dismissing and meant to be an insult. I hope you win and send a shockwave of fear to these billionaire boot lickers.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

Trump is robbing this country blind

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

6/7 friend requests I just got were spam account.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

If you don’t think people will support a man and his Nazi beliefs because he does something else they like, let me tell you about a guy name Walt Disney.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s Go Bears 🐻

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

Shit, I’ll provide cover and interference. I’ll steal the god damn food for them.

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