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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 22h

Calling all thrillionaires……to the DOJ.

Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 1d

A DOJ official at the EDNY betting/gambling presser just said there are 31 people in custody.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Not falling for it. Nope.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

Wheeler at 75% and an inconsistent Nola are still a better 1-2 than most rotations in the game.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 1d

My concern with this, and I am happy to be wrong, is with a Skubal deal it brings up eerie similarities the 2011-2012 era Phillies, that was a pitching heavy team that never addressed the need for right handed power, and the gradual drop off of fiscally heavy superstars. History repeats.

John Stolnis @johnstolnis.bsky.social · 1d

If the Tigers shop Tarik Skubal, should the Phillies pursue and, if so, is there any price that's too high? We discussed on the latest Hittin' Season, powered by @whyy.org @justinklugh.bsky.social

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 2d

Pro: Roundball rock is back baby!

Con: The godawful Thrillionaire Bike Commercial.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 3d

Dan Wilson looks like an anxious warehouse shipping manager who wants to know why the fuck the trucks aren’t all loaded.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 3d

“Silence, peasants”

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 3d

I have no idea where they’re going to finish the year, but the Flyers are playing with a level of energy and enthusiasm that I have not enjoyed since the Lavy years.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

Used to think grand gestures, a fancy car, or having a fit body would get you a woman, but it turns out they really want a towel folder who occasionally empties the dishwasher, rubs her butt and tell her she’s beautiful.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

Hey, where is that obnoxious Giants fans at?

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

Do the deal.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

Shoot me in the dick.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

The offense is concerning. Even more concerning is the defenses ability to get any type of stop outside of the pick 6.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

OK, good now that he’s gotten his home run ball, can we maybe try to run the ball effectively?

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

“What appeared to be” come on.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 4d

President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.

Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters

President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 4d

No brainer indeed, Fox Sports.

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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 5d

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 5d

This A&M-Arkansas game is wild.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 5d

Hells Bells is playing in the Wegmans and I have the sudden urge to rifle a lemon across the produce section at 100mph.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 5d

I’m honored, but you really didn’t need to name this after me, Big Turd Peacock.

Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 5d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 5d

D) All of the above.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 5d

Everything is getting somehow even less affordable, and our government is completely impotent but at least we’re making progress on important issues like are people are using the correct bathroom, and the 1% of the population that are trans athletes.

Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 6d

it’s nice of the Blue Jays to honor Jordan Romano by pitching like shit in the eighth inning

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 6d

Woo just out here trying to get everyone hurt.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 6d

Dan Wilson trying to Topper himself out of the series, I see.

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