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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 43m

I bought it

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 2h

Heard they were offering free sex

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 5h

Why am I enticed by that Arrow 4k of SPAWN?

It’s fucking SPAWN…

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 5h

The greatest movie ever made was just announced

www.thewrap.com/jim-carrey-j...

Jim Carrey in Talks to Lead Live-Action 'The Jetsons' Movie, Colin Trevorrow to Direct | Exclusive

Jim Carrey is in talks to lead a live-action “The Jetsons” with Collin Trevorrow in talks to to direct the project, TheWrap has learned.

www.thewrap.com

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 8h

I was in the bathroom at the Foxfire during Monday’s Dodgers game and a guy saw my 2016 Cavs Championship hat and just started laughing at me.

I can’t even go to the bathroom anymore without someone laughing at me.

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 4d

If I have a beef to pick with Sean Penn it’s that YES Jude Law was in fact in too many movies that year and Chris Rock had every right to make that joke.

Glad I got that off my chest.

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 5d

I think it’s a little weird to show up at random screenings of movies that aren’t yours to promote your movie but that’s just me…

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 6d

Farty Supreme

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 8d

I think I fucked up by not seeing OBAA in 4DX

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 12d

On July 29th Pulitzer Prize Winning Playwright Tracy Letts watched AVP: ALIEN VS PREDATOR

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 17d

Listening to those Big Picture podcasts on physical media is funny because it starts off as “I drank a six-pack last night” and gets to a “I’m doing black tar heroin” level of addiction real quick

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 17d

The most amazing thing about Sean Penn’s performance in OBAA is that he was able to go without a cigarette long enough to get a long take

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 22d

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 23d

Now can we bring back THE CHEVY CHASE SHOW?

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 23d

A Big Bold Beautiful Poopy

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · 29d

Hell yes to the woman in front of me who brought her own relish

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Andrew Woods @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social · Sep 13

I came to the theaters to see a 11:15 showing of THE LONG WALK but it was actually for 11:15 pm. There’s not a showing until 1:30.

You know what that means.

I will tell you how SPINAL TAP II is in a bit…

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