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🦅 Dan 🦅
@jhsbmvp.bsky.social
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 21h
I've gone back and forth on it myself many times
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 21h
Think you need to do a sitcom and drama category. Choosing between The Simpsons and one of the HBO heavyweights is unfair
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 22h
Dan you don't have to think about them at all
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 22h
Me too. I'm due for a reread
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 22h
Have you read The Yiddish Policeman's Union? His magnum opus as far as I'm concerned
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 23h
I have read a dozen Horus Heresy books since April if you need someone to come on and slander Erebus for a while
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 23h
"He died as he lived - talking cash shit."
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 23h
"Time of death?"

"8:43 pm."

"Location?"

"Citizens Bank Park."

"Cause?"

"Baseball embedded in skull."

"Epitaph?"

"He wasn't afraid of that bitch"
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 1d
I think Fred the Baker had a way higher career WAR than 20 but I will cede to your expertise here
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 1d
Roth who is the baseball equivalent of the Time To Make The Donuts guy and why is it Jamie Moyer
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''
ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 1d
Spencer, saying things that need to be bleeped on FCAD
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 1d
"Billas fans don't know real suffering" is an INCREDIBLE take

@thelouvreof.bsky.social where you at
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 2d
Those of you watching the Philadelphia Flyers in October of the year of our Lord two thousand twenty five are the true sickos, and I respect you.

I grieve for you, because you will never know joy, but I respect you all the same. Godspeed.
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 2d
I don't gamble but if I did I'd be looking at their SB winning odds right now
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 2d
I knew there was a scientific explanation
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 2d
Spencer can one of them coach PSU? Asking for several dozen friends
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 2d
Judge is an incredible baseball player but when a catcher nicknamed for his prolific posterior hits 60 homers you don't need to overthink this
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 3d
A reference to an 80s/90s beauty product or a literary reference?? Come on this ain't a difficult choice.
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 3d
He's definitely out there and loving every minute of it
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 4d
The greatest VHS of all time. It's on YouTube!
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 4d
Oooh I vaguely remember this, probably from watching Whatever It Takes, Dude 900 times. @robhanna.bsky.social knows what I'm talking about
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 4d
*Eating a Good n Plenty at 1 am*

"They should bunt"
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 4d
I somehow don't remember this. Did they win?
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🦅 Dan 🦅 @jhsbmvp.bsky.social · 4d
Are you referring to the double header in 93??
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