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Jewish Physics Engine
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I play Super Mario Maker 2. I play Super Expert No Skip and the 100 Mario Challenge. I love skirts, tall boots, and true random number generators.
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jan 25
This is me tbh #Gemerald #MarioMaker2 #Whatchamacalit #GoodGameAlert #PromoSky #HammerBro #Muncher #SoyjakPokey
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jul 3
Truth nuke: If you are reading this, it is closer to 2050 than 2000.
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 19
Therefore, let us keep fighting for that promise! No matter how long it takes, let us keep fighting! Even if it should take eight score more, even if it should take eight-hundred score more, let us keep fighting! For life, for liberty, for the pursuit if happiness, for ALL! Glory, glory, hallelujah!
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 19
But the promise must be fulfilled! For if it is not, of what good is the existence of the United States? What good would the spillage of blood for the perseverance of its existence be, if the promiss that birthed it into the world is not fulfilled?
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 19
The promise was that all men were equal, and that all were entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The process to fulfill that promise has been met with scorn and opposition by many a wrong-doer. Even today, those who wish to deny this promise have been given great power to crush it
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 19
On this day, exactly eight score years ago, Major General Gordon Granger made a proclamation to the people of Galveston, Texas, that all people within were, now and forever, legally free. On that day, the United States began the process of finally fulfilling the promise it made in 1776 to all men.
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 7
Streaming for the 2nd straight day of the Switch 2 existing with Mario Maker 2 Super Expert No Skip! #SuperExpert #Nintendo #Mario #Gaming #Battletoads

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Happy Switch 2 Day 2! (June 6th, 2778)
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 6
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Come and watch me play Super Expert no skip to celebrate the launch of the Switch 2! #Gaming #Mario #Nintendo #Switch2 #SuperExpert
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 6
Also happy news: Toadette might be meta in the new Mario Kart game, yay! #MarioKartWorld
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 5
In honor of the first day of the Nintendo Switch 2's existence, I will be streaming the 2 today! Super Mario Maker 2, that is! I will be doing Super Expert No Skip from 8 pm to 12 pm Pacific!

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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Jun 1
I would have won 2 sets at a Smash tournament today if I realized half a second earlier I could direct the Bowsercide off stage and win off of that oh well
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 31
I should have made a thread for my new fortnight resolutions, oops!
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 31
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 5:

Exercise satisfactorily at least 7 times this fortnight.

#NotAGymBro
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 31
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 4:

Watch 2 movies randomly chosen from Metacritic's list of movies.

#Movies #Cinephile #Random #Gamer
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 31
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 3:

Win at least 3 games or 1 set in a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament.

#SSBU #Smash #Nintendo #Gaming #Tryhard
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 31
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 2:

Read one random book suggested to me in a reply to this post, with chance of selection weighted by number of likes.

#PromoSky #Books #Literature #Reading #BookSky
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 31
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 1:

Stream Mario Maker 2 for 3 hours at least 4 times this fortnight.

Prefarably:
Sunday 7-10 am PDT
Wednesday 7-10 pm PDT

I will do either Super Expert No Skip, 100 Mario Challenge, or Expert No Skip, will decide later

#Mario #Nintendo #Gaming
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 20
Glad we can all agree that Pokémon Stadium is NOT to blame for moky continuously doing the strategy that one would use if they wanted to fall through the stage. #Melee #SSBM #FullHouse #Nintendo
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 20
Congrats to Cody Schwab on being the best Melee player at Full House 2025!
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 9
Watch jewishphysicsengine on Twitch! Super Expert No Skip!

#Mario #SuperExpert #Challenge #VEDay

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Happy Beat Up Nazis Day! (May 8th, 2778)
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 9
I appreciate the new influx of new followers! Thank you for checking out the channel, and I hope you all enjoy the Mario Maker content!

#Mario #VEDay #Endless #SuperExpert #TheSimpsons #Woke #Nintendo #Gaming #Gamer #Luigi #Pronoun #VDay #QuantumPhysics
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · May 8
Gonna stream some Mario Maker today at 9:01 pm Pacific to celebrate the kicking of Nazi rear! Playing Super Expert and mot skipping any levels, even the German ones!

#MarioMaker #VEDay #Nintendo #Jewish #Woke #Hardcore #NoSkip #Pronoun #Mario #Luigi #Spongebob

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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Apr 1
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#Random #Quantum #Jewish #Gaming #MarioMaker

In honor of the first TRULY random number!
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NEW RANDOM NUMBER ALERT! (Mar. 31st, 2778)
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Mar 31
This is the best day of my life. www.sciencealert.com/quantum-comp...
Quantum Computer Generates Truly Random Number in Scientific First
A quantum machine has used entangled qubits to generate a number certified as truly random for the first time, demonstrating a handy function that's physically beyond even the most powerful supercompu...
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Mar 31
Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Battle of BC 7, Zain!
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Jewish Physics Engine @jewphysicsengine.bsky.social · Mar 27
If Mario Maker 3 gets announced during the next Nintendo Direct, I will go to the bathroom that day and either pee or poo. If I'm feeling really happy, I'll do both. #Gamer #PromoSky #MarioMaker2 #Nintendo
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