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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 13m

Just sitting here remembering the good ol’ days when I was a young whippersnapper in my early 30s, a child really, openly joking with my professional colleagues about how much I love Hitler, swastikas, gas chambers, epic assaults on women, and wanting to watch people burn alive.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 1h

Not the biggest fan of Hasbro’s new Potato Head Nazi Family Edition™ playset.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 21h

It’s super fucking cool that we as Americans will lose our democracy because there’s a large percentage of our fellow family, friends, and neighbors who are dumber than a box of fucking rocks.

Totally cool.

Here’s to “Russia 2.0: Western Version™”

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 21h

Libertarians don’t believe in welfare, unless it’s theirs.

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 21h

I love how we’re all supposed to pretend that Libertarianism’s greatest venture at a national scale didn’t just utterly tank in Argentina, and we’re all going to bail out their welfare queen asses like there’s nothing to see.

What a farce. Absolute posers.

#FuckLibertarians

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 21h

I love how we’re all supposed to pretend that Libertarianism’s greatest venture at a national scale didn’t just utterly tank in Argentina, and we’re all going to bail out their welfare queen asses like there’s nothing to see.

What a farce. Absolute posers.

#FuckLibertarians

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 21h

I hate that the so-called “Salt of the Earth” people, who I so want to support, always wind up being so fucking dumb in reality.

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 23h

The American farmer is going to lose their crops, their markets, their farms, their livelihoods, and their futures because they bought into the Republican fear-inducing culture wars filled with bogeymen, straw men, and other imaginary entities that never actually existed. #Stupid

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 21h

Doesn’t MAGA remember those times when we used to be able to get together, hang out, disagree about politics,share cigarettes, beer, and weed and then be there to bail out each other at the end of a night that went wrong?

Because I do.

We’re the same.

It’s called American.

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 22h

“Don’t be a dick,” and “Fuck off you fucking twat” are my two most meaningful and useful mantras in life.

They come in handy almost every day I remain alive in this hellscape of a world we’ve proudly constructed for ourselves.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 22h

Hmm, interesting. 🤔

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 23h

I don’t think the majority of the Democratic base gives a single flying fuck what Israel wants for and from America right now.

But you know who does care?

Democratic leadership in Washington, DC who nurse off the donor teats of AIPAC.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 23h

Schumer and most of our Democratic leadership in Congress are waging a war right now on progressive candidates leading the charge toward a better future for all of us, not just their filthy rich donors.

Mamdani, now Platner.

An all-out assault on what the base actually wants.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 23h

It’s funny that every time I think of ‘white supremacy’ I think of potato-shaped young incels that look a lot like these douchepanzers.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 23h

The American farmer is going to lose their crops, their markets, their farms, their livelihoods, and their futures because they bought into the Republican fear-inducing culture wars filled with bogeymen, straw men, and other imaginary entities that never actually existed. #Stupid

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 1d

I guess money — money for the few.

And preferably white.

That’s what America stands for now.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 1d

If America doesn’t stand against kings and tyrants — our nation’s first and founding guiding principle — then I have no idea what America stands for anymore.

We have lost our way, people. #AmericaIsBroken

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 1d

It's a real shocker to discover that young Republican leaders think exactly like old Republican leaders.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 2d

We probably shouldn’t allow rich people to act this stupid.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 2d

Billionaires building luxury bunkers to escape the doomsday they themselves are manifesting.

1. Take all the world's value for yourself;
2. Destroy what remains;
3. Disappear into the side of a mountain and wait out the fallout.

What good will their wealth be once they surface?

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 2d

My Reagan Republican dad used to tell me the American government would be “so much better off” if only businessmen like him were allowed to run it.

Well Dad, I think we finally have our answer to that proposition.

A total dumpster fire and joke of a nation.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 2d

In Trump’s America, all of us who placed value on learning and knowledge and education found out real quick that the same people who were cheating off your tests in high school are now in charge of literally everything.

Good times.

Good fucking times.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 2d

Like me, Grei is devastated tomorrow is Monday. 😾

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t tell you how happy I am to have spent a life learning, reading, learning some more, reading some more, going to the right schools, getting the right grades and degrees, only to find out that all of that is stupid, and I should have focused on vibes, clout, and networking instead.

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 3d

I imagine Republicans plan to keep the government shut down for as long as it takes their Daddy to declare Martial Law.

Because that's the only thing that would allow any of them to return to DC without having to talk about Epstein, healthcare and tax cuts for their billionaire owners.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 3d

If you bribe the American government with a $400M golden airplane and a new golf course development worth over $5.5B, you too might be able to land your very own air base located somewhere in Red State America.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 4d

One of my favorites. Diane Keaton. RIP 💕

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