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@jestertowncrier.bsky.social
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OH YEA OH YEA, OH YEA! "🔔"🔔"🔔" DRAW YE NIGH & HARKEN MY WORDS! Occupying Bullshit while making you laugh. You can call me Carlin Clay. 20+yr Wall St./NYSE vet 3yrs with #1 Economist 35yrs talking to Americans.
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@msnbc

Oh YEAH?!

WE can AI too, muthafukr.

#NastyAssTrump
Not since Caligula has power so openly merged grandiosity with decay. This is the story of a man stuck in the anal-sadistic phase of control and a party that confused his regression for strength—until the republic itself began to reek of his undoing. open.substack.com/pub/normsmus...
This is the energy you need to bring ICE and all fascists, this is what everyone should be doing. In a world full of compliers be the polka dot lady. #3E
“The president demolished the White House.”

“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”

“The president is why life is more expensive today.”

“The president was besties with Epstein.”

Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
@chuckschumer.com @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
👇What. An. Ass.

Maybe you should suggest you're leaving the Gov't shut down until Trump makes his ICE officers wear badges & remove their masks!

Hold your power.

In light of 7 million American showing up in the streets & approval at 30%🖕him.
#SayIt
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social

Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢

Rest in power.

Rest in peace.

Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Ace Frehley, the wild Spaceman of Kiss who played guitar in the band throughout their Seventies heyday and again during the reunion period in the Nineties and inspired an entire generation of musicians, has died at age 74.

More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social

Nuuuh uhh!

You made it over here?

Bravo, Cuteman 😘!

Nice to see you..🙃

Welcome to the sanity.

Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
@foxnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nice try.

It's called #NOKINGS

10 MIL are participating.
2X the last one.

We're gathering peacefully.

Try getting the fukin' point.

#AmericaRISES

YOU KICKED THE DRAGON.

#BEAntiFascist

#AntiFa
it stands for
#AntiFascist.🖕

There, now you can stop acting stupid.
On Saturday, the American people will rise up again for a truly historic day of defiance. Make your plan to be part of the biggest day of peaceful protest in modern US history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social
Uhhh.. fools?
It's titled #NOKINGS

Use your little brains figure out what it's going to be about.

12 million are expected Nationwide & globally 2x the amount of last time.

It will be peaceful until Trump's Brown shirts show up.

#BEAntiFascist

#AntiFa
#ExpectUs
THANK YOU! Just wondering when someone was going to remind him what an insurrection really looks like. Say it loud every day, and send him the footage every day.

MoFo wants an insurrection, he might just get one.

Keep the government shutdown until he stops the ice raids & kidnapping of Americans
And maybe while they're at it, @oversightdemocrats.house.gov can subpoena Melania, and make his head explode. She IS in the photos after all. They WERE all hanging out together. She WAS a former sex worker, so she would have tolerance of perverted men. She was just looking for her meal ticket.
And every time fake Christian Mike Johnson tries to say you're trying to distract and you should get back to the business of votes in the house, ask him are you planning on holding votes without all the members because you refuse to swear one in? #EpsteinFiles
Stop covering for the pedophiles, Mike.
Maybe some of you are old enough to remember the NYC club hit..?

#OldSkool
@msnbc.com @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social mock them into fury w/😂!
🃏

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social
Dems:
🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨"THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!"

The ENTIRE GOP:
"WE DON'T WANT NO WATER!"
LET THE MUTHERFUKER BURN!
Call for his #IMPEACHMENT!

CALL OUT THE SPEAKER!

Trump is melting down in front of us.

#ClearAndPresentDanger

Start the narrative.

Trump is looking to kill Americans! He's a lunatic on steroids & God KNOWS what else! Accuse him of taking drugs. What's he gonna do? Take a drug test?
#GlovesOff
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
SO! 🍊🤡 #Fukwit just called for your jailing.

Time to start calling for HIS #ARTICLE25
#IMPEACHMENT AND
REMOVAL

It's #ALLtheWayOn.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov YAY Gov! Well done! Today's nut punch?

Start trolling the ENTIRE GOP about HOW full of SHIT they are!

THEY don't #BackTheBlue!

They're sending in soldiers to do their job at the taxpayers expense! Maybe you should consider reducing their salaries cause.. #BrownShirts?
HEY! @MSNBC @maddow @Lawrence can you tell @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy & #MAGA #FakeChristians!

THE POPE had to call your #NastyAsses out!

THE. POPE.

So THAT means the 1.4 BILLION Catholics on EARTH, now view U as the Antichrist assholes you are!
WELL DONE!
ESPECIALLY YOU!
#NASTY Press Secretary!
POPE LEO: “Someone who says I’m against abortion but is in favor of the death penalty is not really pro-life.

Someone who says I’m against abortion but I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States, I don’t know if that’s pro-life.”
OMG, she's frightening! How much coke are you doing, Hun?

Did you know that she and Lewandowski are shacking up in the Commandant's house and she refuses to leave cuz she likes it?
So we still have no head of the Navy, cause #FukBunny.
Hey Senator! How about the @senatedemocrats.bsky.social & @housedemocrats.bsky.social get together with @chuckschumer.com & @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social in light of the 🍊🤡freezing blue State funds, tell him NOW you're KEEPING it shutdown until he stops acting like a dick!

GET AMERICA'S ATTENTION!!
Could SOMEONE PLEASE snatch the crucifix off that nasty fake Christian bitch?!

Thank you.
How about an Executive order?.

"Effective immediately all Federal tax payments will be deposited into a State emergency fund until ALL appropriated federal funds are released, & the government is reopened."

Can you do it??
Even if you can't, just get to a mic say it & make Trump lose his mind.
& Congressional Democrats should be suggesting that ALL of the blue State Gov's withhold tax payments to DC until it's reopened. In addition to the fact they're not going to allow 🍊🤡 to hand our taxpayer money to billionaires.
If they've cut the waste we'll take our money back & serve constituents.
It's OK I think at this point in time curse words are necessary, they get people's attention.

Don't blink.

#OccupyFascisim

#CreateASTORM!

Play HIS game.

OWN the narrative,
Attack daily.

Oh, & CALL OUT #FakeChristians!
LOUDLY!
Starting w/Trump Vance & Johnson

@popeleoxiv.bsky.social just did.