Jessica M.
@jessicamace.bsky.social
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she/her caretaker of Valentina and the love of Laird Barron's life. also quite immodest
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"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle."
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble in Fred's car
JD Vance re the young republicans: “...don’t put things on the internet, like, be careful with what you post. If you put something in a group chat, assume that some scumbag is going to leak it in an effort to try to cause you harm or cause your family harm."
As in, they're not the scumbags??? wtf
There appears to be a never ending amount of things to get pissed off about.
Laird had a very early doctor appointment today and this is the face of a dog who's been up since 3 a.m.
Black, brown and white border collie mix sitting on a brown sofa and looking off to the viewer's left. There are paintings visible in the background. Black, brown and white border collie mix sitting on a brown sofa and looking sleepy. There are paintings visible in the background. Black, brown and white border collie mix sitting on a brown sofa and looking off to the viewer's right. There are paintings visible in the background. Black, brown and white border collie mix sitting on a brown sofa and looking at the viewer. One ear is slightly raised, the other back.There are paintings visible in the background.
I swear that Valentina can tell time.
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STORYFEST SATURDAY in Westport, CT! This is likely my final in-person event this year 🖤

at noon, I'll be talking Why I Love Horror with cool horror folk

and then right after at 1pm, talking coming-of-age fiction with awesome authors of many genres

Both in the Trefz Forum. Can't wait!
StoryFest 2025, October 18 in Westport, CT at the Westport Library
Hailey Piper's author photo beside her book A Game in Yellow, art by Caroline Johnson
My dad's theory is that we should be giving all the land back to Native Americans. I was like, "Dad, you really need to read The Bird is Gone by @sgj.bsky.social".
Right because if you've been gone for several hours, she must think it's been days and she's missed so many meals 😅
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Valentina staring at the front door, waiting for Laird to come home from dialysis.
Head, neck, and fore-paws of a black, brown, and white border collie mix as she stares rather impatiently at the door.
Most pumpkin patches "pre-pick" the pumpkin anyway (they cut away and remove all the leaves, vines, and foliage leaving bare pumpkins hanging out in a field). If you go buy one in a store, no one will be the wiser.
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Books also.
When it comes to music, “If the cover art’s AI, I’m passin’ it by!™”

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Luke Honey is a pretty sweet character. Pun very much intended.
Nah, I needed a little nudge! But I haven't finished Not a Speck of Light yet 😬
Or at least something intentionally stupid.
I've been wanting to see Naked Gun.
It's hard to decide which are "favorites" because the whole damn book is outstanding. As you may have guessed, I am rather partial to the Jessica Mace stories but I thought that adding LD50 and Termination Dust may have been too on the nose?
William Jackson Harper was perfect as Keith!
I'm pretty sure that "Hallucigenia" broke a lot of brains.