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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 15d

Anyway, the military is for hairless elite pretty boi twinks only and Donald Trump was best friends with prolific pedophile sex trafficker rapist Jeffrey Epstein.

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4h

Update: I did not go downstairs for a handful of raw spinach and my brain is still awake despite being le tired.

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry. What?

San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 4h

Newsom’s office told the Los Angeles Times that it has received reports that the White House is directing a plan to use Navy ships off the California coast to fire missiles into Camp Pendleton.

Newsom rips into Trump celebration plan to fire missiles over California’s I-5 freeway

Newsom’s office told the Los Angeles Times that it has received reports that the White House is directing a plan to use Navy ships off the California coast to fire missiles into Camp Pendleton.

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4h

This is what happens when I try to think of what the most egregiously San Diego crime could be.

I guess I would have to take all the salsa verde, too.

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4h

If you still use twitter, you're a fucking moron and a dumb little tittie baby. You don't need to know what the nazis are doing. They want you and me and anyone who isn't them dead. There is literally nothing else to know.

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4h

ISTG if they lose this man as a pitcher, I will steal every burrito in San Diego and never give them back.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 13h

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4h

It only has a 5.9 out of 10 on IMDB. I made sure to give it a thumbs down on Netflix.

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor says im doing my part

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5h

Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.

26 U.S. Code § 7217 - Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations
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(a)Prohibition
It shall be unlawful for any applicable person to request, directly or indirectly, any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service to conduct or terminate an audit or other investigation of any particular taxpayer with respect to the tax liability of such taxpayer.

(b)Reporting requirement
Any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service receiving any request prohibited by subsection (a) shall report the receipt of such request to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.

(c)Exceptions
Subsection (a) shall not apply to any written request made—
(1)to an applicable person by or on behalf of the taxpayer and forwarded by such applicable person to the Internal Revenue Service;
(2)by an applicable person for disclosure of return or return information under section 6103 if such request is made in accordance with the requirements of such section; or
(3)by the Secretary of the Treasury as a consequence of the implementation of a change in tax policy.
(d)Penalty
Any person who willfully violates subsection (a) or fails to report under subsection (b) shall be punished upon conviction by a fine in any amount not exceeding $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.

(e)Applicable person
For purposes of this section, the term “applicable person” means—
(1)the President, the Vice President, any employee of the executive office of the President, and any employee of the executive office of the Vice President; and
(2)any individual (other than the Attorney General of the United States) serving in a position specified in section 5312 of title 5, United States Code.

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 5h

The way she laughs - she knew. Guess I won't be watching the latest thing on Netflix with her vapid ass in it.

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Hey, nobody *made* them vote for the host of Wrestlemania 4 @legalminimum.bsky.social · 7h

I’m old enough to remember when their biggest fucking grievance was a made-up complaint that Obama did this.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 8h

BREAKING via WSJ

The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.

Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK

The Trump administration is preparing sweeping changes at the Internal Revenue Service that would allow the agency to pursue criminal inquiries of left-leaning groups more easily, according to people familiar with the matter.
A senior IRS official involved in the effort has drawn up a list of potential targets that includes major Democratic donors, some of the people said.
The undertaking aims to install allies of President Trump at the IRS criminal-investigative division, or IRS-CI, to exert firmer control over the unit and weaken the involvement of IRS lawyers in criminal investigations, officials said. The proposed changes could open the door to politically motivated probes and are being driven by Gary Shapley, an adviser to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 5h

Also since I am under the weather, my comprehension skills are in the shitter 😂

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 5h

Idk what this means, but I get my prescriptions from a pharmacy, and this one cost me $2. You cannot just purchase 600mg ibuprofen. You need a prescription.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7h

musk personally allowed a nazi pedo doxxing cult to publish a bunch of leftists banking information, I think?

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7h

it’s happening because Musk did horrific Nazi shit again

This is always the reason

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7h

judging from what I’m seeing right now, a large-scale Twitter Exodus Event is 100% what’s happening

good!

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 6h

Things are going well over on X, the town square, the place a whole lot of influential people in media and politics believe fairly reflects the views of most Americans.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7h

musk personally allowed a nazi pedo doxxing cult to publish a bunch of leftists banking information, I think?

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 6h

The main reason argentina struggles with military is cost. They had no money.

That has now changed. Who knows what they're really doing with all the money besides its stated purpose of "stabilizing the currency."

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 6h

No, they don't have the biggest military in south america. But surely they have enough capability to destabilize the region or distract it with conflict if Brazil, Colombia, and Chile would assist Venezuela, I bet.

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 6h

We know what the 20 to 40 billion dollars to argentina was for now, don't we?

Is it only obvious to me?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Trump says he's now "looking at land" strikes on Venezuela

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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 6h

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 6h

This is your sign to make a "KINGS BELONG AT THE REN FAIRE, NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE" sign.

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 6h

If you want a king, go to your local ren faire.

If you want no kings, go to your local rally on October 18th.

Thank you for your attention to the matter.

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 7h

He's so good.

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 7h

Vladdy just crushed that pitch 😅

Man. The Mariners' pitcher is not having a good one 😬

jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 7h

I could just go back downstairs and eat a handful of raw spinach, but I am le tired 😫