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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 12d

“Rawdogging boredom 5 mins a day”
Bro you just discovered mediation wtf

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 14d

ok ty bc idk either 👀

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 17d

does anyone have suggestions for how to cut down on the overhead light in an office setting? i can’t dim the lights because it’s an open workspace. is there a normal solution for this?

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 20d

me: “wait until they hear about this!”

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 20d

and cute shoes!

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 20d

i really needed that this week!

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 20d

you ever have an experience where you’re like “i have got to write this down for my therapist” like let me create my therapy agenda i guess

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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 20d

bubble dance party

a person in an inflatable unicorn costume and a person in an inflatable peacock costume dance as a person holds a bubble gun shooting lots of small bubbles over them

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 20d

ok so i got one of those adjustable fill pillows and it’s pretty nice - a lot better for my neck, i almost hate to admit

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20d

See also: "Why isn't anyone DOING ANYTHING"

Translation: "I'm not doing anything"

People are doing things. They are doing a LOT. It's up to you to plug in and participate.

The Enigma of Amandagara Fault @amandalafrenais.com · 24d

"why is nobody talking abou--" EVERYONE is talkin about it BRO. You just never stick around to listen to ANYONE ELSE, you're just here to TALK

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 21d

^ partially a joke (except the part about language) and i think there’s no one way or right way to be asian american. but it was a sweet way to start my day today.

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 21d

i did it. an old korean man approached me at the korean grocery and asked my advice about food. he told me how he used to have a restaurant in korea (or work at one). i feel like im about to evolve into my final form. if only i could master the language 🥲

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 21d

ooooh what kind?

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 22d

chat, how do i stop telling myself that everyone’s life has challenges so i should be able to handle mine even though experience has been telling me that i can’t do things “like everyone else”

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 28d

portable utensils are like here’s a spoon where the bowl is 80% of the spoon with a fork where the prongs are 1% of the fork. it is also completely flat.

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 28d

trans agenda: to be able to actually relax

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 28d

i dream of having a proper dishwasher again

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 28d

them: you should feel grateful
us: ok if that’s what we’re doing, you should feel ashamed 👀

*suddenly the feelings police enter*

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 28d

i am stressed just reading this

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28d

American Christians deciding the Pope doesn't know the Bible because he said immigrants are human is the perfect summary of the evangelist movement

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 28d

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Pope Leo XIV
Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal

Austin
I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 28d

you ever been too tired to microwave food

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 29d

today i’m realizing that whoever designed portable utensil sets, some of you should find a new job. these are some of the worst forks, knives and spoons to ever exist.

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🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 29d

participating in life is kinda shit right now tbh

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · 29d

yeah he had a shutdown that was a few hours but also one that was 35 days 😑 and it’s impossible to plan for

🌈🐀🐉 jenna 🍄☠️☕️ @jennaralanxiety.bsky.social · Sep 30

sometimes i get so tired it’s hard to understand when people talk to me - like im on a 10 second processing delay. and i feel bad when anyone with an accent talks to me and im just like 😳. it’s not you, it’s my brain lag and my natural reaction of saying “what?” as a response.