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crevette

crevette

@jematoi.bsky.social

710 followers 430 following 2.3K posts

Loose around the edges

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crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 6h

Somewhere between 5-8 idk. We were watching all the Halloween movies.

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 9h

One hundred thousand out of ten

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 9h

I’m not your type?

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 12h

Hi, cute

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 12h

Do it again

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

I am of the earth

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Whatever happened to spitballing teachers?

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Baked a squash but I have no plan beyond that. Do I deserve to live?

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Come here and tell me how you feel

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know swiss cheese has less holes than ever because the manufacturing process is to clean?

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Still got a hole

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

To cause suffering :)

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Hail SATAN

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

It was just a trim really

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

About to shave my ass. Sorry to all the gay perverts who disapprove.

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

King of the urination nation

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

You’re hot and beautiful and handsome and gorgeous and

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll go. That’s right up my alley.

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

I usually beg them to donate to my diarrhea gofundme

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

It sucked ass

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

That sounds great to me!

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully the world takes it easy on you today!

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 2d

Apple Music has a built-in transfer tool

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 2d

After reading this, I spent an hour reading about random cathedrals. Thanks.

crevette @jematoi.bsky.social · 2d

You’re so hot