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Jeff Whitmire

@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social

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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: https://youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHjWp6oNXJBLjhc

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 23d

New song!!! "Chopping Mall" by Jeff Whitmire! A parody tribute song to an 80's horror gem starring @kellimaroney.bsky.social and @barbaracrampton.bsky.social! I'm so damn proud of this one!

@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social

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Chopping Mall (Horror Movie Parody Song)

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 9h

I had gotten it from Speak No Evil!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 9h

Awesome!!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 9h

@civilgorepodcast.bsky.social

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 9h

#NowWatching #Horror365Challenge #262/365
#CivilGoreHMC9 #17

Covers objective #23

Cuz I wanna see Corey Taylor and Zach Galligan as radio DJ's, dammit!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 14h

My next horror album closes with another big medley. It's got some of my favorite lyrics to date.
I start recording it tonight!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 19h

Anyone get real excited when they see younger people watching classic horror movies for the first time?

Or when you see older folks watching new horror movies for the first time?

Or when you see anyone watching a horror movie for the first time.

I love that for all of you.

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

Boys II Men coming on the radio making me feel emotions and stuff way too early in the morning!

a group of men standing next to each other with the words i 'm gonna take my clothes off too

ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words i 'm gonna take my clothes off too

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

I just watched Blood Diner this month as well! So much fun!!!!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

It was actually a lot funnier than I was expecting. Some of it may not have aged so well, but overall it was a wild ride.

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 21h

SAME!!!! That's why I finally just had to know! 🤣

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 21h

That was early 80's wild! It was actually a lot funnier than I was expecting. The writing was on point! 😅

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Also I watched this tonight to get #CivilGoreHMC9 objective 9 (if you kind of squint...)

Also also....yes....the fuck did I just watch?!!!
#Horror365Challenge #261/365

@civilgorepodcast.bsky.social

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Bury the body! Or....just toss it in the garbage. That works too. 🤣

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 1d

Return her bones to the sea Kathelia
#IndieWatch

two women are sitting next to each other on a couch in a movie .

Alt: Mothera Fairies

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Right?!

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 1d

That dude’s going to jail for all this, right?! Ain’t no one buying this story later
#IndieWatch

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 1d

This will be my testimony
#IndieWatch

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 1d

Also

a group of cartoon characters are standing around a table and the caption reads " head like a hole "

Alt: a group of cartoon characters are standing around a table and the caption reads " head like a hole "

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

It's a really fun one!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you so much for joining!!
#IndieWatch #TheOther

Bamabill28 @bamabill28.bsky.social · 1d

That was awesome!
See ya later Brother!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you so much for joining us for "The Other" on #IndieWatch!! I hope you enjoyed that one! We'll be back next week with a delayed one, but we're gonna face some vampire clowns with "The Night Watchmen!" Have a great week and see you soon!!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

These two!!!!!!!
#IndieWatch #TheOther

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

"What the fuck?!!" Is a pretty appropriate response to what is going down right now!
#IndieWatch #TheOther

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

All I have to say is....

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#IndieWatch #TheOther

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