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e.g. Jeff Lastname

@jeffunktified.bsky.social

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Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critical thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26m

I fear Can’t Dance Vance will assume office in a year, finish out the last 2 years of You Know Who, and then get 8 years of his own. That’s 10 years of discounted eyeliner

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 36m

I barely remember 1997

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3h

It’s possible to lower the prices with legislation, but since we don’t have a constitutional democratic-republic anymore, we’re stuck with high prices

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3h

want this picture to be at the beginning of the “how it started … how it ended” meme
When we inevitably get to that point

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3h

If you buy the half chicken instead of the whole turkey it’s gonna be significantly cheaper

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 18h

Paid for all the caravans from Central America during the Biden administration too, blamed it on Soros

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19h

RFKjr went running down the hall to go find Dr Oz

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19h

A haunted and very dangerous Halloween fog made an unwelcome return yesterday morning closing parts of I-49 from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead www.ksla.com/2025/11/05/p...

Part of I-49 closed from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead

Seek alternate routes around the area of I-49 northbound near exits 155 and 162.

www.ksla.com

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23h

He wishes it was him that was getting emergency care so freaking bad, you can tell in his stance

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 1d

While the Maga Party holds the entire Constitutional Republic hostage to its authoritarian demands, DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers www.kktv.com/2025/11/06/d...

DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers

The Denver International Airport (DIA) said it submitted a request to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) on Wednesday, asking if the airport can use its own funds to pay air traffic controllers...

www.kktv.com

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 1d

She doesn’t have a House to retire from

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 2d

This was 21 years after he shot a guy in the face with birdshot from a shotgun while out Quayle hunting

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty sure Mike locked the door on his way out and threw the keys in the Potomac

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3d

Have to make that scotus swing back to the side of democracy too because all ruling will eventually come their way

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3d

He’s too dangerous to be left in office. If anyone can organize a coalition to oust maga Mike behind closed doors and make a new gavel and bring Congress back in, there’s a chance in the hell we’re in, he’ll be impeached

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 4d

After decades of abusing kids and settlement payouts to victims, repeated satanic and perverted sexual rituals by leaders of the church have taken its toll on the Diocese of Alexandria as they file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/d...

Diocese of Alexandria files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

Bishop Robert Marshall provides full statement on the diocese’s decision

www.kalb.com

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 4d

With loosened regulations concerning air traffic controllers and their availability to even work nowadays, AEX announces the return of United flights in May of 2026 🥳 www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/a...

AEX announces the return of United flights

United Airlines is heading back to Cenla, AEX announced.

www.kalb.com

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 5d

🚨🚨🚨 Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3‼️ www.kalb.com/2025/10/30/f...

Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3

List of locations for free gumbo pick-ups in Grant Parish.

www.kalb.com

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

We can afford to risk leaving the house now. The return isn’t greater than a potential $64k bill

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

Its what happens when you get a cult leader to do the Executive branch thing

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

for-*

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

We listened for 248 years. That’s all we have the attention span of

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

Were already lined up at Venezuela ready to show Big Dick Cheney how to do war crimes

e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

Dick Cheney could use his authority to bring a shotgun into what’s left of the White House to shoot Vance???

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 6d

If he was sempai, they would’ve caned him for being out of place, what an absolute embarrassment 😖