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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 4h

@cbsnews.com This Morning did their little "look back at the week" at the end of today's show:

NOTHING about the East Wing being demolished!! Or trump's attempt to extort the gov't for $230M. But, plenty of clips of the hosts singing & dancing.

You know, News.

The Bari Weiss era, in full effect.

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 1d

Tips for the press:

Anyone reporting “from the White House” should now say they are reporting “from what remains of the White House.”

Any statements made by “the White House” should be reported as statements made by “what remains of the White House.”

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 2d

It would be HYSTERICAL if trump got impeached over a real estate deal.

Universe, do your thing...

Our Eyes are Open @thecookout.bsky.social · 2d

This is impeachable. No gray area.

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 3d

All White House reporters doing on-scene standups from the grounds should do them in front of the now-demolished East Wing.

#subtext

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3d

The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing

Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction

Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.

www.wsj.com

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 3d

Did anyone bother to ask to see the blueprints? Just took him at his word? An abject failure of reporting by the MSM.

He's just renting! If a renter did this to your place, you'd have him evicted. And arrested.

P.S., I'm voting for the first 2028 Presidential candidate who pledges to undo this.

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 3d

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

wapo.st

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 4d

But Hillary once said 'deplorables,' so, you know, both sides...

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Liz Ahern 🌈🧜🏼‍♀️🇲🇽🍉 @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 5d

Austin, Texas showed up in mass for democracy and against monarchy!
#NoKings #Austin #Texas

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 5d

Nobody tell him who turns out to vote in the biggest numbers...

JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 5d

They think "Rules of Engagement" have something to do with wedding plans...

JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 6d

"Dementia-related cursing is a common symptom that results from a combination of factors, including the loss of social inhibitions, frustration due to communication difficulties, and changes in brain regions responsible for language and behavior."

Syphilis, too, BT dubs. Call it "doing the double."

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 7d

Look how Jesse's eyes are looking down at the table when you make the point that it's Dems trying to save healthcare for MAGA.

He REALLY hopes that's an idea that doesn't get traction.

(I'm sure he's just reading, and not secretly hoping there was somewhere to hide on set.)

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 7d

Hegseth should tuck tail and resign after this.

But we live in the stupidest times, so expect a presidential campaign in '28 instead.

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 7d

What do you do if you're Fox News:

Ignore the rally, like last time, though the trump toadies have been hyping it up as antifa in the streets?

Or show the rally (the inflatable animals and people on unicycles blowing bubbles), legitimize the movement, and show the size of the opposition to trump?

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 9d

How about "AA" as in "Also Amy."

I don't foresee any issues with that whatsoever...

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 9d

Milei's Argentina Grifting America

(Sorry, it was right there...)

JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 10d

You're on fire this morning! Just like his DepLoreans!

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 11d

a woman is pointing at a man and says " did you just say i 'm in the bad place "

ALT: a woman is pointing at a man and says " did you just say i 'm in the bad place "

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 12d

Conversations inside HHS:

IDIOCRACY - Brawndo's Got What Plants Crave. #idiocracy

YouTube video by AFM Movies

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 12d

Richards was a Democrat. But, yes, both were fascinating women.

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 17d

ICE is running that embarrassing "we're hiring" ad on Comedy Central during Beavis and Butt-Head.

Well, they certainly know their target audience.

JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 18d

Parenthetically, seeing "Gone to soon!" next to the photo of Charlie Kirk is peak MAGA.

To funny...

JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 21d

Harry Potter and the Half-Wit Prince

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 21d

Knew this article was coming when they announced the price increase. Time for some reckless speculation:

Is Microsoft trying to exit the gaming space? This would be one way to hasten that move.

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 23d

This is the way.

JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 23d

What. Are. They. Doing?

$800 for a 5-yo console and $30/mo. for their service. Are they trying to sabotage their own business?

Seriously, Paul, that should be your next story.