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Revenge of the Jeepers

Revenge of the Jeepers

@jeeprs.bsky.social

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Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 5d

IM MAKIN SPAGETTI AT 1AM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 5d

Been reading the marvel transformers comics and all the stories are like, "what if tracks met santa claus? What if sunstreaker was the size of a coin? What if shockwave swallowed a bug that made him talk backwards? What if bumblebee got brutally executed by a firing squad"

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 6d

The girl in the "shoes" music video from 2007 is actually so gorgeous oh my god,.

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 9d

Working on a casey jones costume

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 9d

Fiends, probably. Devils. Contents of pandoras box that we are stuck with

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 11d

It's time for us to grow up as a society and stop calling the beach boys music

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 12d

Oh no. Now everybody knows I'm a member of davidcrowderband

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13d

If you're not constantly joking with your bandmates about what if yiu fucked each other then why do you even hang out??

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13d

If you're not constantly joking with your bandmates about what if yiu fucked each other then why do you even hang out??

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 15d

Do you guys wanna see my new shirt

Me (jeepers) wearing a black shirt that says Not Friendly, Please Do Not Touch on it. I'm also wearing a necklace that looks like barbed wire. The sleeves of the shirt are cut off and the arm holes are so big you can see my sideboob and my pits which I've been told are very nice

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

It's a real 'show up to work late so I can watch Linkara for a while before going in' type day

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

I really like women

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

Yeah it was a revenge body type deal

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

Would anyone like to talk with me about the gross brown snot that comes out of a black widow spider when you crush it

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 23d

yessir, i killed a black wida spider with my shoe today, yessir i did.

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

Helbow 💪

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

Greetings earthling !! !! !!

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

Wives be like

Me (jeepers) depicted from waist to neck. I'm wearing navy blue pants, a leather belt, a black bra and a chain necklace. I'm shredded and I have like 6 whole abs

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

Do you guys even like mario. Fuck

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17d

X files would have been more relatable if agent Dana sculley was named agent funny hilarious

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 23d

Mabrarony

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 23d

Mario is in my car with me!!!!!

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 23d

yessir, i killed a black wida spider with my shoe today, yessir i did.

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 24d

i have to go to bed everyone i am getting too wimbledy goodnight

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 24d

then we can have three moes !

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 24d

but what if we put two moes together and they get aggressi ve and territorial at each other !!!!!!! have we even the right ? is it HUMANE?

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 24d

the dog is a friend to me in my crusade to slay it (the baest)