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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 2d

*passes your favorite kind of pickle so you can make a lovely cold plate out of whoever tried to make you their scapegoat*
The thing about cold plates is they hold until after a nice bath.
I hope the universe stops poking you very quickly. We have a list of people wanting poking.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 2d

If venting helps you, please do vent away! Other options include A Stupid Walk Around the Stupid Block but I think it's halfway midnight there, so maybe go for whatever beverage is the least effort and you can imagine drowning petty foes in.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 3d

But you’re looking at material to be writing! Huzzah!

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 5d

Trusting formerly-trusty humans is how you end up peeled of your lovely copper and onyx coat and forced to wear something from Aldi, duh.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 5d

The things they did Throwback Style when they put out the Gender-Sensitive Ed. baffle me. Whole swathes were less wonky in 1917. (And I’m not a rabbi! I just feed/water/brush/walk rabbis! I don’t need to source and commentate weekly to get paid!)

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 5d

I want to see if I can stream that here! I saw they had Fewer White Folks and Also Maybe Really Lesbian Doctors in the Basement!

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 6d

Sometime after we had a child I discovered many of my childhood comfort books are scaldingly colonialist and racist but I thiiiiink I am safe saying Ballet Shoes.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 7d

This your photograph on the dashboard?

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 7d

Frankly I am 44 and do not want to be moved on from the children’s table! I am glad the party went to plan.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 7d

The scholar responsible for the Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast has, in fact, a diverting and affordable spec fic collection OUT NOW.
(F/F, side of squirrel, highly recommended!)

www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 8d

You could spend your convalescence putting costume jewelry and nut meats on your fire escape and training them to adore you as a benevolent local deity.

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ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · 8d

In case you need a reminder. #NoKings

ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · Jun 14

#NoKings. Not even these guys.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 8d

We can always trundle along to Culpeper's Herbal if need be, a little asphodel and uranium sand pounded in white liquor never... hurt...anybody (the actual gack for facial-nerve pain is feverfew/valerian/chamomile, which you could prob mug someone for in October in MA.)

Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 8d

Feel free to ignore if you wish, but topical capsaicin creams can trick a facial nerve that is determined to fire. This I know from being Strokey McStrokerson. Anecdotally NOT from my own experience, if you're not an acupuncture guy, try magnesium supplementation. Sending all the healing vibes.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 8d

Huzzah, have excellent weekend adventures! A reread of DWJ is very seasonally apropos because in the end, she is usually about More Light.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 8d

Did you get where you were going, correct century and all?

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 8d

What year is it currently? If you can, hold out for forty-two century; they have butter-pies.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 9d

Fellow MoTs of our mutual acquaintance are making me nervous.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 10d

Is that red dupioni silk? You look gorgeous in a demure, but also could-be-a-Borgia kind of way. Definitely beautiful, possibly lethal. It's amazing. 100/10 no notes.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 11d

Imposter syndrome? About yeeting a flobbulous mass of danger meat? 🫂

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 12d

...what plot

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 13d

Clergy touched the copier.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 16d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 19d

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 21d

I love you for thinking of it but oof, humidity and walking. (Fingers crossed people will be so busy sukkah-building, all you have to worry about is dodging pop-up balcony sukkahs that might fall.

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Jeannelle @jeannellewrites.bsky.social · 22d

You are out there doing serious and scholarly lifting.

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