Jeannelle
jeannellewrites.bsky.social
Jeannelle
@jeannellewrites.bsky.social
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Writer, queer person of unusual size, semi-professional last responder. She/her.
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*passes your favorite kind of pickle so you can make a lovely cold plate out of whoever tried to make you their scapegoat*
The thing about cold plates is they hold until after a nice bath.
I hope the universe stops poking you very quickly. We have a list of people wanting poking.
If venting helps you, please do vent away! Other options include A Stupid Walk Around the Stupid Block but I think it's halfway midnight there, so maybe go for whatever beverage is the least effort and you can imagine drowning petty foes in.
But you’re looking at material to be writing! Huzzah!
Trusting formerly-trusty humans is how you end up peeled of your lovely copper and onyx coat and forced to wear something from Aldi, duh.
The things they did Throwback Style when they put out the Gender-Sensitive Ed. baffle me. Whole swathes were less wonky in 1917. (And I’m not a rabbi! I just feed/water/brush/walk rabbis! I don’t need to source and commentate weekly to get paid!)
I want to see if I can stream that here! I saw they had Fewer White Folks and Also Maybe Really Lesbian Doctors in the Basement!
Sometime after we had a child I discovered many of my childhood comfort books are scaldingly colonialist and racist but I thiiiiink I am safe saying Ballet Shoes.
This your photograph on the dashboard?
Frankly I am 44 and do not want to be moved on from the children’s table! I am glad the party went to plan.
The scholar responsible for the Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast has, in fact, a diverting and affordable spec fic collection OUT NOW.
(F/F, side of squirrel, highly recommended!)

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You could spend your convalescence putting costume jewelry and nut meats on your fire escape and training them to adore you as a benevolent local deity.
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In case you need a reminder. #NoKings
#NoKings. Not even these guys.
We can always trundle along to Culpeper's Herbal if need be, a little asphodel and uranium sand pounded in white liquor never... hurt...anybody (the actual gack for facial-nerve pain is feverfew/valerian/chamomile, which you could prob mug someone for in October in MA.)
Feel free to ignore if you wish, but topical capsaicin creams can trick a facial nerve that is determined to fire. This I know from being Strokey McStrokerson. Anecdotally NOT from my own experience, if you're not an acupuncture guy, try magnesium supplementation. Sending all the healing vibes.
Huzzah, have excellent weekend adventures! A reread of DWJ is very seasonally apropos because in the end, she is usually about More Light.
Did you get where you were going, correct century and all?
What year is it currently? If you can, hold out for forty-two century; they have butter-pies.
Fellow MoTs of our mutual acquaintance are making me nervous.
Is that red dupioni silk? You look gorgeous in a demure, but also could-be-a-Borgia kind of way. Definitely beautiful, possibly lethal. It's amazing. 100/10 no notes.
Imposter syndrome? About yeeting a flobbulous mass of danger meat? 🫂
Clergy touched the copier.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME
I love you for thinking of it but oof, humidity and walking. (Fingers crossed people will be so busy sukkah-building, all you have to worry about is dodging pop-up balcony sukkahs that might fall.
You are out there doing serious and scholarly lifting.