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Jashorn
@jashorn.bsky.social
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Jas Kiddin’. Seriously. 🍎🍏🍎💙💚💙ComicBookAuthor: Comics to make you Laugh & Laugh! 😆 ©AllRightsReserved. (Just a comic book author who loves The Far Side, Marvel & DC. 😎🖐️)
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Mar 5
It certainly helps being Tall when hiding from your Wife after your expensive PlayStation 5 arrives from Amazon…!! 😅😅😅‼️💙
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Mar 2
Fishes who were Pisces often got nowhere when outrunning their Oceanic predators…!! 😁😁😁‼️
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 19
When you offend Egyptian teenagers, they tend to leave behind PERMANENT reminders of their anger….!! 😁😁😁🔥
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Frogs with Egyptian ancestors do tend to stand out VERY prominently in the Swamp….!! 😁😁😁‼️🐸🐸🐸
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Escaping from the Zoo was far easier than being swamped nonstop by the stench of COW DUNG…!!! 😅😅😅‼️🤎🤎🤎🔥
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Sometimes it’s best not to leave Zoo Animal names to your Kids….!! 😅😅😅‼️💙💚💙
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Stubborn Aquarians are the worst when it comes to surviving Sinking Ships…!! ☠️☠️☠️😎😎😎‼️🖤
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Class Pupils who don’t do their homework do face eventual DEMISE…!! ☠️☠️☠️😎😎😎‼️🖤
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Killing time is downright criminal for a Clock…!! 😁😁😁‼️💙💙💙🔥
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Some Dogs simply love collecting domestic WATCHES as a hobby….!! 🤗🤗🤗❤️
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
The Shrimps’ stupid strategy to replace SHARKS in the area led to a HUGE fall in Shrimp numbers….!! 😅😅😅‼️🍤🍤🍤💙
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Feb 17
Having USB Cables for breakfast isn’t the tastiest experience for early birds at Sunrise….!!! 😅😅😅‼️💙💙💙
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Jan 7
Some of us just can’t help SHOUTING at the Sun every day ☀️….!! 😅😅😅‼️❤️🧡❤️
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Jan 7
Some Finish Lines aren’t what you THINK they are….!!!
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Jan 7
GASP!! Two Northern Birds unwrapped the biggest mystery of Christmas & the North Pole in a long, long while….!!
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Dec 21
A Gingerbread Man is all you need to be the SCARIEST Spider ever….!!
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Dec 21
Sometimes even Gingerbread Men aren’t enough for the Appetite of a Modern Female Witch….!! 😁😁😁‼️🔥
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Dec 10
Admit it fellow Artists, we’ve all been there….!!!
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 24
Surgeons who skip Breakfast do tend to daydream about nice Waffles from time to time….!!! 😁😁😁‼️❤️🧇♥️
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 22
HORROR of horrors for single-celled Gerald, when a fashion fad turns into WAFFLES everywhere..!! 😱😱😱‼️🔥 #Inktober52Waffle @inktober
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 19
ARRGH!! Don’t you hate it when you just can’t distinguish between Pancakes & Waffles anymore…?!!
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 15
Playing Poker with a Bipolar Polar Bear can be a Stressful or Exciting experience…!!! 😅😅😅‼️💙💙💙🔥
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 14
Some Parents DEMAND to know what their Kids are doing ALL the time.
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 13
Poetry can be Vomit-inspired…!!
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Jashorn @jashorn.bsky.social · Nov 13
Mountain Climbing Expenditions are particularly dangerous if ONIONS are part of your earlier Diet…!!! 😅😅😅‼️🔥