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J.Arizona

J.Arizona

@jarizona.bsky.social

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Desert dweller just trying to get by.

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J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 18h

Sometimes, his private jet flies right over those soybean fields.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 1d

It'd be nice for Superman to save us. But I'd settle for Krypto at this point.

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J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not psychic, but I predict any plaque that bears that name will be removed in the future.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 2d

Rob Schneider is my age. He's bound to have had older cousins who contracted polio. It's ridiculous.

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 2d

This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about.

Would be a shame if it went viral.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

How many patients has Oz killed by overdosing, since his math skills are such crap?

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

Let's see how much my children disappoint me.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

Quick, Jacob, how many main priorities can one person hold? I mean, if it's a main priority?

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

Trump is old, but he is not origin of cartel old.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

I thought we called them "water drugs".

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

Have you ever even said "Thank you"?

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

A dandy with bad hair, loves absolute power and opulent architecture.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

They were just checking on Trump's congestive heart failure. Trump probably refused bypass surgery because Vance would have to take over for an extended time. Can't have that.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, it's costing us plenty.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

High school chemistry classes are having so much fun today.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

I think in two weeks, Trump will declare he can't live in a construction zone, and he will relocate to Mar-a-Lago until the project is completed. But he'll cut the government a deal to house staff and aides at Mar-a-Lago, overflow at Doral.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 3d

Hegseth is not Bill Pullman. He will not lead the resistance when the spaceships arrive.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 4d

Trump's former lawyers have been disbarred. Why would an architect or engineer think it would go better for them?

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 4d

It's just a contract awarding, deregulating, approved mergers Donorpalooza over at the East Wing.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 4d

Wouldn't it be cool if the NC voters decided to stand up for democracy?

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 5d

Make A Great ATM

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 5d

Growing his family...

Packaging for the classic Sea-Monkeys

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 5d

Waste, fraud, and abuse

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 5d

No, the kid will figure it out on his own. The stepdad just needs to convey to the stepson that he has a safe home with the stepdad.

J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social · 5d

Waste, fraud and abuse.