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leafs on pace to score 5325 ENG this season
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exactly twice and the most he had was 4
fuck i gotta start proof reading
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yeah, looks about 80% max most nights
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wild Matthews stat of the day
He's had more than 2 empty net goals in a season exactly once.
his most was 34, which is bananas for a guy who can score like he does to have such a low ENG %
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Matthews shot still isnt there, but this is the best he's looked in a good long while
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he looks like someone told one of those shitty ai art programs to make eric cartman real life
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fuckin Billy-Bob Jong-Un over here
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I just watched him get drafted in Montreal 2 years ago. this is impossible!
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Steven Stamkos is 35 years old, but that cant be correct because that means I am also old
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leafs gotta put a few more behind Anck-su-namun here
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It's nice that the leafs are playing well, but wow this nashville goalie sucks
What kinda name is Jorts Amadeus?
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i didnt like the guy much, but it was more so the whole scenario I despised. I cant blame him for signing that deal, and he did try his best. He just sucked. He wasnt a piece of shit
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i cant remember who was the last one to play for the leafs, but it's one of Hollweg, Lebda and Wozinewski
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the leafs still have the inevitable Jarnkrok goal in the bank too
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this game is at least fun to watch, ill give em that.
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picked a great time to turn the leafs on
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i accidentally clicked on a fake AI movie trailer and oh my god my feed is ruined
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I slept on pumpkin pie way too long
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/big Dwayne Johnson voice
FINALLY....
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every single thread in this sub is a nightnare
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Mine is the same way, ill be sitting with him, having a beer or whatever and his phone will go off every few minutes
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Every time i accidentally turn notification sounds on my phone and someone texts me, i am a hairsbreath from skipping my phone across the room like a rock on a calm lake
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/cracks 4th beer
//remembers i have to work tomorrow
Lol
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Standing outside the fire is a fucking jam