Jonathan Altfeld
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Jonathan Altfeld
@jaltfeld.bsky.social
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NLP Trainer & Coach, Consultant, and Leadership Coach. Avid guitarist, film buff, amateur politico, graphologist and balloon animal wizard. Based in Northeast Ohio.
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It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein
Why does Ted Cruz find that planter so cool?!?
Today we learned Ted Cruz has never seen a vagina
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House Republicans have passed almost a billion dollar in cuts to Medicaid.

Medicaid expansion under Obamacare brought 20 million working Americans healthcare and not only are Republicans taking it away, they continue to lie to your face about doing it.
Are you sure its not 30% who believe in angels, and 40% that believe in "angles?"

Because MAGA peeps probably can't spell all that well. And we know they're all about finding the right ANGLE for their gaslighting.
MAGA Wrestling fans, of course. They love the drama and the hate-mongering.
Yes. Hopefully those consequences keep growing for Elon by leaps and bounds.
Senator Schiff, at least Elon is leading the pack with this ridiculous pattern of losses. He lost over $18B today alone.

Tesla as a whole is down by >50% today. What will it actually take for Tesla shareholders to frighten their board into ousting him? Inquiring minds...
The Golden Age?

Sadly, all we are seeing is red.
Also, its now way easier to be elected pResident than it is to become an ATC.

For one thing, any criminal record would preclude someone from becoming an ATC. 🤣🤣🤣

For another, ATC's must be stable human beings. Not unstable and moronic felons that call themselves stable geniuses.
tRump's a blithering idiot. ATC's are trained by the FAA & the Air Force. Their training process is extremely rigorous; its designed to weed out those who aren't beautifully suited to the job and the work. There is ~50% attrition during the collective training programs, already.
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I’m sure Kevin Sorbo and Kid Rock can collaborate on a musical.
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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.