Jaimos: The Jaime of Fate
@jaimev2.bsky.social
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IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
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He gets the regular chocolate
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The caramel sea salts are the best.
But that’s just me.
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Have you got it? Do you get it? If so, how often?
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I am:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
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Someone got the Sunday scaries knocked out of him.
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And he’s buying a (functional) escalator to heaven.
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Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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Yarrrrrrr(gurgle gurgle gurgle)
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I’ve muted a chat group that involves my mom, aunt, her two kids.
Usually revolves around the cousin’s kids.
I don’t care. I don’t care what they’re doing.
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It’s not holding coolant.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Was the sign of the cross Chemical X?
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How all news shows should act.
If the Republicans won’t answer your question but start deflecting/accusing the democrats say “thanks” and cut the feed.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
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Are the jobs here in the room with you?
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BREAM: You don't have Trump's endorsement. What does that mean?

WINSOME EARLE-SEARS: We're gonna keep working. Would I like the president's endorsement? Of course I would. He's doing really good things for America, all of the jobs he's repatriating here.
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You’ve been holding out on us? All this time we could have had popcorn?!!?
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It does. But every time I see Rao’s anything I read it as “Ro”
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Manchiiiiiiillld

Wait, no. Wrong.
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The five pound chocolate cake is back!
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I dunno. Watching “Candyman” during daylight hours doesn’t seem right.