Jailin Hertz
@jailinhertz.net
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XTwit refugee here to amplify the absurdity of the alternate reality hellhole. Oh yeah, I’m also happy to follow back like minds.
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“The way it works around here” is that it doesn’t work at all, and Mike Johnson is one of the primary reasons why!
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The heavy metal band Five Rotting Souls is headlining.
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It’s a ‘Master Race’ of pud and pudding pounders!
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America doesn’t deserve to host the World Cup based on how the current regime treats the world.
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Why can’t America have nice things ever again? Because her people can’t get past their own damn hate and racism long enough to agree on fundamental ethical concepts such as the Golden Rule. ‘Treat others the way you want to be treated’ is now ‘harm to thee because you are different from me.’
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This is how you do it!
cajunblue.bsky.social
🚨 Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago answers this question brilliantly. 1/2
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How long before No Kings evolves from rallies to work stoppages?
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If you think ICE is “doing the lord’s work” as described by this walking, talking asshole, you are anything but Christian.
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Ketchup or blood? Or both?
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It’s actually a hate fascist-corporate-theocratic-dictatorship crowd that is growing by the day, Mikey.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "This hate America rally that they have coming up for October 18? The antifa crowd, the pro-Hamas crowd, and the Marxists, they're all gonna gather on the Mall. It is an outrageous gathering for outrageous purposes ... all this has gotta come to an end."
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It’s time for all the dipshits to wake up to the fact that America first is really Trump first.
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Trump First, everybody!
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Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
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Left out of this revelation is that he shit his pants uncontrollably while trying to identify the animals.
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The decision to book a rental car this week instead of flying looks better with each passing hour.
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I must admit to laughing my ass off that this late night cultural re-set bombed so spectacularly. Thanks for the comedy gold Ziklag and Eric Metaxas!
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No answers. Only bullshit. This is the Trump way.
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“I think it’s valuable that the American people get a sense of what you’ve refused to answer today.” Senator Adam Schiff went on to list the various questions Bondi refused to answer.

Bondi was hired to be Trump’s shill. She’s doing that job well.
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You would think that permanently shutting potential eyeballs would be counter productive for the corporate media ghouls but here we are.
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Wait until a trigger happy masked goon opens up on peaceful protesters. Many tragic days to come.
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Proposed musical name: Worshiping the Bishop: When Mistresses Come to Blows
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The Trump regime hires only the best people, don’t ‘ya know.
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Nothing to see here - just your government putting you in their crosshairs.
iwriteok.bsky.social
as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.