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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 18d

All my updated info

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve got ONE chance to get into clown this week but feeling very unmotivated…..
You know what to do to change my mind

#clowngirl

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 14h

Throwback Thursday
The time I did a Jack Skellington and Jessica Rabbit mashup cosplay

Jack Skellington and Jessica Rabbit mashup cosplay
Jack lingerie and red heels

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 3d

YESSSSSS

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Myrtle Faust → EXXXOTICA NJ @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · 4d

Paying sex workers *IS* respecting sex workers.

If you consume their services & refuse to pay them, that is disrespect & objectification. Period.

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 5d

Not able to clown….sigh

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 5d

Someone should go subscribe to my Clowngirl fansly or OF and keep the hope alive

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 6d

Unfriendly reminder
Pay up or lose the clown

#clowngirl #stomp #boots #alternative

Clowngirl stomping on you wearing black and white lingerie, platform boots and stripe thigh highs.
Remember to pay me or lose the clown

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 7d

October use to be my favorite month. My Halloween spirit is crushed lately and my motivation to clown is as well.
My Fansly and OF are dead and I haven’t gotten a Clowngirl tip in what seems like forever…..
Should I make it official and stop clowning to focus on my normal’ page?
😔

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 11d

Mulled wine was one of my absolute favorites when I still indulged. So good next to a fire in the snow

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 12d

Reality check: I had almost 1100 followers on Fansly most of which hadn’t EVER tipped,subscribed or interacted with me.
I average 4 people a month and at my highest I had 10 in the 6 YEARS I’ve been posting.
I’m now down to 9 people total between my 4 subs and handful of creators I support.

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 12d

I know I’ve been really MIA lately and that’s due to burn out plus lack of effort on lurkers part.
It’s spooky season and I should be making time for dressing up in sessions but I’ve got zero motivation…..
Plus I’ve got a sick happening thanks to the weather change…

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Poppy Carmine @poppycarmine.bsky.social · 12d

I hope everyone gets tips this weekend & feels some sort appreciation for all the hard work they did this week. 💖

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Alice The Clown 🤡 @honksofdespair.bsky.social · 15d

♥️ reminder- porn should never have been free and the people who get naked for you and make the art you wank over deserve to be paid

and creators, porn is a luxury product, don’t let anyone bully you into making it cheaper just bc they can’t afford it or don’t want to pay the rates you set 🫶🏻

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 15d

TW: FAKE 🩸

Happy first day of Halloween

#clowngirl #halloween #horrorclown #scareactor

Creepy abandoned institution
Clown wearing stripe tights, black skirt, black corset, spider web long sleeve shirt and caked with ‘blood’

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 18d

All my updated info

CA: cash.app/$StarkeRetro...

YouPay: youpay.me/StarkeRetrog...

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Clown OF: onlyfans.com/jade_retrogr...

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 19d

Adding another way for people out of the US to directly tip me

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 19d

Clowning around is getting quite a bit harder. I’ve got A LOT going on that I’m trying to keep up with.
I’m hoping to do a few spooky looks coming into Oct.
I’m running 4 pages and trying to open an at home business as well since I need reliable income. It’s been chaos and a lot of let downs.

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K1LL3R 🔞 @killermask.bsky.social · 19d

He didn’t say that he would save us…he said that we must save ourselves.

🔥👿🔥

#fetish #lewd #lewdsky #horror #slasher #scream #ghostface #devilface #ghostfacekiller #mask #maskkink #bdsm #bdsmsky #daddy #horrorslut #horrorkink #gothsky #goth #alt #altspace #gonewild #spooky #halloween #scary #sexy

K1LL3R wearing his red devil-horned ghostface mask. He is looking head on toward us, holding his package with his left hand with his right hand extended at us palm out.

K1LL3R wearing his red devil-horned ghostface mask. He is looking down on us at an angle. He is reaching toward us with his right hand and fingers extended.

K1LL3R wearing his red devil-horned ghostface mask. He is looking head on toward us, holding his chin with his left hand - pondering.

K1LL3R wearing his red devil-horned ghostface mask. He is standing at an angle, with his arm extended away from us showing the door behind him.

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Alice The Clown 🤡 @honksofdespair.bsky.social · 19d

Help me oil up? 🎪

#nsfw #clowngirl #clown #nude

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 19d

I like what I like….and that’s watching YOU get off apparently….😈
Peens, vageens & everything in-betweens. 🥵
Secretly Pan I think….

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 20d

Dang…..it’s like deeeeead everywhere
Sigh

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 20d

Been a very LONG hot minute since anyone new had tipped or subscribed.
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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 21d

Thick thighs and clownie vibes

#thighs #thighthursday #clowngirl #alternative #altgirl #gloves #nsfw #booty #boots

Sitting sideways on the couch showing off booty and thighs
Wearing orange, black purple and white lingerie, checkered thigh high garters, long purple gloves, pumpkin buckle black and orange boots and orange/black split hair.

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Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 24d

Haunt season has started and I’ve got major sads because things got messy this year so I didn’t return to my home haunt. Going to try out for some place new next year hopefully.

Jade_Retrograde 363/800 @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 26d

Turn that frown upside down and have yourself a Halloween clown!

#clowngirl #alternative #cosplay #curvy #nsfw #gloves #boots #thighs

Sitting on the couch wearing purple, orange and black lingerie, checkered thigh garter socks, black and orange boots with pumpkins and holding a mallet.
Orange purple and black clown makeup with split orange and black hair.

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