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Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck. Agronomist and aspiring author. Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 7h

Never mind every other single abominable or corrupt thing to this miserable moment, the extrajudicial and unevidenced execution of 34 human beings by the U.S. Navy on the orders of a U.S. President acting in peacetime is sufficient for his impeachment and conviction.

If we were a republic, I mean.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1h

It's about time. Going 23/57 on threes does not make for a good game.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 3h

7'4" Steph Curry. Nothing to see here.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6h

The stretched letters are a definite giveaway.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 16h

Trump got to skip Algebra because of his bone spurs.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 16h

A plane marked with communism about to hit a bastion of capitalism, with a hashtag of socialism. This is so incorrect you almost forget how offensive it is.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

So we're sending heavily-armed agents to swarm and arrest people selling Couch purses and Tolex watches? These are the "criminal illegals" we were warned about?

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

*judges you in Rees-Mogg-ese*

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

You must be fit and athletic, but refuse to walk on filthy public streets. The ability to float by the grace of your own existence is a plus.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

So you've never had impulse control problems? Showoff.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

I call the Golden State Warriors.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

My nine-year-old son also makes up numbers and has an unrealistic view of the world.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 4d

Four dicks in one video.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 4d

"They are disgusting!" I say to CAT TURD.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 5d

The Brewers are not listening to you, by the way.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 5d

Me, pulling a steak and provolone hoagie out of my ass: "Fine. Whatever."

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 5d

Am I allowed to be Boering?

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

I beat it with a character from a Discworld novel, but I thought he was getting close a few times.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

"Ding ding ding! You used all of the buzzwords in less than thirty seconds! Tell 'em what he won, Roddy!"

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

Good thing he didn't land on his shell.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

If my premiums went up that much, I couldn't pay for my family's healthcare. That's a ridiculous amount. It's also why the first time in my life that I had health insurance was when Obamacare went into effect. That used to be the norm.

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 6d

Open enrollment for ACA plans began yesterday in Idaho.

One couple got notice that their monthly premium next year would jump from $51 to $2,232 as subsidies expire.

25,000 Idahoans are expected to be priced out of coverage.

This is what's at stake in Trump's shutdown.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

I can hear the sound of thousands of body cams "malfunctioning."

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

They're parrots. "It's called Hate America! It's called Hate America! Polly want a shutdown!"

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

I second the wishcast.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 6d

All hail the New Leader, @dollarpbr.gay

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