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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃

@jackryeo.bsky.social

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Cheesemonger, cherrypicker, Bob’s own, Emperor’s chambermaid and immortal. Also TV producer, quizzer and swimmer.

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · Jun 28

Me to the birds singing outside my window at 4am

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 4h

(Talking Heads voice) This is not my circus. These are not my monkeys.

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 6h

Good news everybody!

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 11h

Also if that letter were actually published today there would be a million comments about how the left can't handle anyone with a different opinion, he should get out of his echo chamber, why are you cancelling Oswald Mosely etc etc

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 1d

If they removed George's picture entirely rather than just greying it out, they could arrange the others in a nice neat 4x4 grid, just saying. #BBUK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 1d

Farida: "All this talk about politics, is this really how you speak to people in the outside world?"

Also Farida: "So who here has a gastric band?"

#BBUK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 1d

Disingenuine. #BBUK

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 1d

All the right wingers saying you shouldn't judge people for their politics and get to know them as people, and then immediately nominating the most left wing people in the house 🙄 #BBUK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 1d

Have Marcus and Elsa actually spent any time just like, enjoying each other's company? #BBUK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 2d

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 3d

Sam's villain arc is really accelerating by being in that room #BBUK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 3d

A mirror is being held up to me in a way I do not appreciate. #BBUK

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 3d

IYKYK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 3d

Did they also leave an anagram written in blood on the floor?

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 4d

There's only one person who could sort out this mess.

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

It's a twin twist!!! #BBUK

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

If the secret housemates don't spend the next 3 days trying to gaslight Elsa into thinking the house is actually haunted it will be a huge missed opportunity. #BBUK #BBLL

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

Jesus Christ these straight people getting overexcited about one out of context 10 second clip of someone expressing the slightest bit of affection towards a friend 🙄 #BBUK #BBLL

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5d

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

I love it when big brother feels like it has actual 1984 vibes. #BBUK

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

The other day it occurred to me that Cameron sounds like he is being played at 0.75 speed and now I can't unhear it. #BBUK

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

Sam and Nancy acting like they're in the final scene of Wicked #BBUK

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

Catching up on #BBUK. Fair play to Teja for going "Oh shit nothing interesting has happened today, we'd better put on a talent show before they give us some horrible task."

Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

The pub near my work is now in even more urgent need of a rebrand.

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Jack-Yeo-Lantern 🎃 @jackryeo.bsky.social · 5d

Positive quiz news! With one regular match day to go, I've definitely qualified for the final of the Reality TV mini-league, and could still top the group! 🥳