Jack Lewis Evans
@jacklewisevanz.bsky.social
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Ah but have you considered this might be solved by building AI data centres?
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(only joking it is obviously Kara Thrace who has no relation to any brands.)
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my favourite BSG character is Leerdammer
Lee Adama from Battlestart Galactica holding seven slices of Leerdammer, a Dutch semihard cheese, grinning. The image is emblazened with the logo "Leerdammer", green all-caps text over a round representation of the cheese itself.
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looking for precious item in videogame:
yes please
looking for precious item in Real Life:
no
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its all three in that order imo
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battlefield 6 has, I think very intentionally, restored the 360 era "piss-filter".
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first three words sorts that one imo.
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The government must step in to regulate the size of bread so it fits in my toaster.
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The grind and risks involved in landlording are like when victorian kids used to work down mines. The only ethical move is to outlaw it, we must protect them.
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This is the basic problem. Microsoft, Tesco, Netflix, BP, Deliveroo etc. etc. for infinity: they freeze wages, sack people, jack up prices. The system only works one way: up for shareholders, down for everyone else. I’m starting to worry the solution isn’t authoritarianism, racism and transphobia.
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Genius Business Man: the key to profit is we pay workers less

Boardroom: yes! inspired.

Genius Business Man: AND

Boardroom: [gasps of awe]

Genius Business Man: raise prices.

Boardroom: YES. what could go wrong?
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You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush without your Brit Card.
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Excited to be issued my “BritCard” in Belfast.
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Tony Blair couldn’t get ID cards off the ground when you could get a doctor’s appointment and Freddo’s were 5p so lets try it when we’re in Hell, maybe it’s a great idea now.
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Starting to worry accommodating the far right might help the far right.
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I am suffering psychic damage reading this
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mega-proud to have helped The Delightful Sausage create another, somehow even madder, series of IcklewickFM. please listen!
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Gibbo’s whatsapp has confirmed Trump’s death. Ricey and Cheeks and are gutted. In mourning, the boys are gonna swap the England flags they put on the motorway bridge for black and white American ones.
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in memory of the President:
lynchian goatse